Why would a straight man buy his fag a brand new car?
Um, because he’s an INCREDIBLE ALPHA MALE!
I asked Alpha John about this, and he wrote the following:
Just because I am straight does not make me an ass. I have a lot of respect for people. I would never take advantage of someone. It is a code I have lived by. I like building people up around me not putting them down.
So there you have it. There’s nothing weird or unseemly going on. Simon has surrendered his soul in service to Alpha John, and like any Man would care for a beloved dog or a prized possession, Alpha John is responding favorably to the worship.
It’s what the Hierarchy is meant to be in its purest form.