Tried anal sex once,, shit came out not much bit this brown streak of excrement on my cock. Never tried it again girl was so embarrassed. Are fags cleaner?
Thank you for writing, Sir!
Look, there isn’t much variation in the human asshole. Men and women have largely the same mechanics. So technically, fucking a female asshole is the exact same as fucking a male asshole.
The difference comes with technique. You see, females have pussies (which require less maintenance), so they’re largely ignorant of the techniques involved in keeping a clean asshole. Faggots (and gay bottoms) live and die by these techniques. We are forced by circumstance to learn and practice these almost religiously.
Given their typically-higher rate of use, faggots are especially skilled in this area, Sir. Almost every aspect of a faggot’s life (including dietary restrictions) revolves around the maintenance of their pussies. Barring some unforeseen issue, faggots always make sure they are extremely clean for multiple rounds of fucking.
So if you want to really fuck an ass, I suggest you find a nice clean faggot, Sir!
Ever sucked off an unattractive man?
I don’t know that I’ve ever serviced a Man I thought was UNATTRACTIVE, but I happen to find a wide selection of Men attractive. I’ve serviced Men who might have had unconventional good looks… how’s that?
Would you consent to being branded?
I have served Alphas from whom I would accept branding. But that’s like a tattoo, and I take those kinds of permanent markings very seriously.
Im a man in his 50s going regularly to a local sexshop w a gloryhole at the back. Yesterday, I got my cock sucked soooo great that I couldn’t take it, I had to fuck a pussy. So I tell the person behind the wall turn around. His boipussy was amazing, had a little difficulty taking my girth but wow! I blew a huge load and as I’m buckling up my pants the guy behind the wall get out. It was my son. I don’t he saw me or anything but I feel sick. Should I talk to him? What if he knew who I was? Help
I get this about some of the questions I receive here: is that really real?
This one strains credulity for me, too. However, I’m going to try to give it equal respect just in case it is real.
Sir, this is a pretty awful turn of events.
My gut instinct tells me that you should NOT tell your son what happened. While it’s true that there is a subset of faggots (your son is a faggot, by the way) who fantasize about having sex with a brother or their Dad, you just can’t know if your son is one of them. And if he isn’t, the knowledge of this will really fuck him up, not to mention ruin many holidays to come.
This event happened because you were out having anonymous sexual encounters, otherwise known as sexual Russian roulette. If you want/need fag service, I suggest you find one-on-one encounters with faggots you can properly vet first. That will eliminate this kind of awkwardness.
As for your son, you now know a critical-yet-secret part of his life. Use that knowledge wisely, Sir.
Fellow fag, what do I do? I have been serving as a cocksucker to this bi guy for 8 years now. Sometimes once in four months, sometimes twice a week… Depending on his demand. Always swallowed, just to be ready again whenever he messaged me. However, I just figured he has lied about his name, and I feel embarrassed. I can imagine why he would do that in the beginning, but for 8 years? What is the point? I thought he trusted me and my discretion after all this time… Kinda freaked out here.
Hey, brother, thanks for writing. First of all, congratulations for maintaining this situation for so long! It’s nice to have familiar Alphas to service!
Yeah, it kinda sucks that he never told you his real name after all this time. He also hasn’t taken you out on a date, introduced you to his parents, or asked you to marry him.
My point is that you are his cocksucker. He’s interested in your talented mouth and throat, and you’re interested in his cock. In the context of this dynamic, his name is a secondary concern.
This really underscores a truth about Men: they are excellent at compartmentalization. Everything has a proper place in their lives, and the less each thing knows about the other things, the better. He has given you a place in his life, a place where he feels comfortable keeping you. He has assigned parameters for you, and that doesn’t include knowing his real name.
You need to dismiss your concerns about this. If you can’t, then you need to call it off.
Never been with a guy but there’s this cute cafeteria guy at work omg he drives me insane blond hair pouty lips cute eyes never been attracted to guys before but this one i want to sleep with i want him to suck my cock so bad i don’t know if he’s gay or not but i want to find out, how?
Thank you for writing, Sir!
Yeah, aside from his cute features (he sounds adorable), there isn’t anything in your description to indicate whether or not he’s gay or a faggot.
There are a few ways to find out if he’s a faggot, Sir. Make solid eye contact with him when you talk to him and see if he backs down or becomes shy. When you talk to him, start adjusting your cock/balls or rubbing them; faggots cannot resist the urge to look at that display. In general, watch where his eyes focus … does he tend to look down at your bulge, or at your feet?
I would suggest that you simply walk up to him and ask him to suck your cock, but in the workplace that can be tricky these days. Just know this, Sir – all faggots exist to service you and obey your commands. It would be your right as a Man to walk up and demand such service.
If cafeteria boy is actually a faggot, you’re well on your way to owning him!
Good luck, Sir! Keep me posted if something changes, please! Thank you Sir!