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I almost never get on Craigslist looking for local Alphas anymore, mainly because most of the people in my area on Craigslist are fags just like me. It just becomes too much work.

However, several days ago I was drinking a little wine and felt playful, so I started looking through “casual encounters” ads on the site. That’s when I saw the above picture on an ad titled “It Won’t Go Down.” For whatever reason, I looked at the ad. Here’s what the ad said:

Help me and I’ll help you… Only want to receive not give nothing but a
mouthful of cum and maybe piss… I don’t care what you look like all
that matters are my needs. Yes I’m selfish so fuck you in advance. Like I
stated u can suck this dick and get a facial or swallow, take care of
me then get your nasty duck sucking cum guzzling ass out of my
apartment. Not gonna email u fags all night so you must be mobile. Come
in take this cum and piss if u want look out for your new BOSS then GET
THE FUCK OUT. I DON’T WANNA KISS U AND IF U WANT SOMETHING IN YOUR ASS
THEN BRING IT AND ILL INSERT THAT SHIT FOR YOU. YOU CAN BE FAT SLOPPY
PIGGISH FOR ALL I CARE AS LONG AS YOU MEET THE TAKE CARE OF (ME)
STANDARDS I’M OK WITH THAT. MUST BE WILLING TO TRAVEL …
LATER.

Included in the ad were these additional pictures:

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Nice! He’s a 22 year old divorced black male not far from me. I wrote him a respectful email, but I wasn’t really expecting a reply since the ad was a bit old and it sounded like he was looking for something immediate.

A day or so later I receive this response:

Yea that all sounds good and you are the right submissive little bitch I need but this is an all around situation so finances must be available

So I asked for more clarification about the “finances” and if he had ever owned a faggot before. This was his reply:

I have one other
but he had to move his faggot ass to another state for work and can only
send me money monthly when I was used to having everything I want
whenever I wanted it so he’s about to be replaced or upgraded
I won’t tolerate disrespect
I am very dominant and demand to be treated as your master and when that
becomes too hard to understand and my punishments aren’t effective then
that relationship becomes null and void

I liked the sound of that, of course, so I wanted to know the specific duties he might require if he decided to own me. This was his reply:

I also have friends
that will need certain sexual services and guess what you will do what
you are told so if I’m having a party you will be invited as the fucking
slave. You will get all their piss and cum. If they want oral then you will do that also. If your sweet little
tight boy pussy looks good to them and they want to take turns fucking
you into submission then guess what you won’t have the option of saying
NO.

That sounds even better!

We weren’t able to meet up this weekend, but he sent me an email telling me that he wants me to bring him “Newports (a cigarette brand) and Absolut vodka” when we meet and he “can see his new pig.”

I’m mulling this over. He seems like exactly the type of cocky Alpha I love to serve, but two things bother me:

1. He sounds like another broke Alpha. It’s hard to respect a Man who is perpetually broke. I might give him a pass since he’s only 22 years old, though.

2. The cigarette smoking. I know a lot of fags get off on guys who smoke, but I’m definitely not one of them. I see cigarette smoking as a sign of weakness. People who smoke look like babies with binkies in their mouths. It’s repulsive behavior, but it becomes inexcusable when viewed in light of point #1. If you’re broke, you shouldn’t be wasting money on cigarettes.

I have another day or two to decide on whether my life should completely change course for this guy. He’s clearly planning to take over everything.

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