I’ve been fucking around with this device a little bit over the last week or so, and I must tell you the sensations are INTENSE!
It’s probably the closest thing to being cunted without being pounded by a Man’s cock!
It’s on sale now so CLICK HERE if you want to try it!
The worst president. A criminal president. An anti-American president. Shame on everyone who supports this subhuman troll.
The stupid cunt lying on the floor of the Capitol Building in the video above was shot in the neck by police after breaking in.
She’s dead now.
Good riddance. As far as I’m concerned, that’s just one down and more work to do.
LOOK AT WHAT THESE “PEOPLE” ARE DOING.
They are all cockroaches in red hats, and they all deserve to be shot to death for insurrection and treason.
I feel like a tremendous weight has been lifted off of my heart today as the final last grip of Republican control on the government has been removed. The Georgia runoff election results today confirm that the two Democratic challengers for the Senate won, giving the Democrats control over all three branches of government.
Two great developments come from the events of the last two months:
With those changes, we will be able to tackle and conquer the COVID virus, get meaningful financial relief for Americans, move forward on huge and important changes to the government, and PROSECUTE DONALD TRUMP AND HIS ENABLERS.
It’s a glorious new day!
Some readers have taken it upon themselves to complain to me about some of the topics covered on this site.
Mind you – I do not consider this to be an entertainment site. I designed it to be educational in nature. I tell true stories about real people in actual life situations. I write informational articles about how to be a better faggot or how to become a more powerful Alpha. This is distilled from a lifetime of service to Alphas, as well as the many situations I’ve known over the years.
In the process I have helped an untold number of people find purpose and fulfillment.
Despite all of this, I’m still receiving this hate. It’s bewildering to me. Who knows why anyone feels the need to go to a website they hate and spit on it simply because they disagree with its message or cannot understand it. But I do think it’s pretty sad.
Anyway, I had someone accuse me of exploiting “barely-legal faggots” and praising the abusers of them. I have no idea what this person is even referencing. But I wrote the following in response. Pay attention, everybody:
I understand the fine line I walk with this website. I also know this part of Hierarchy is unpleasant and unconscionable to many people.
But these events and people and circumstances are REAL. They are really happening around the world every day. I view myself as a type of reporter for Hierarchy. I am simply casting light on the dark corners of Hierarchy and allowing people to see what’s really happening there. Sometimes it turns me on, and sometimes it disgusts me. If it really angers me, I think there are more than enough posts here to show I really come down hard against it.
I used to be much more opinionated about many aspects of the Dom/sub underworld, but I’ve learned to temper my opinions and simply present them. Too often in the past I would slam something that some segment of my audience would love, and I would inadvertently upset them. So I present real-life situations that describe the breadth and depth of Male Hierarchy in all of its beauty … as well as all of its ugliness.
The beautiful and the ugly co-exist in every part of our world. I’m not going to steer the site away from ugly behavior and only paint a rosy picture of Alpha/fag encounters. That’s not reality. The faggots (in particular) who come here searching for answers deserve the truth, good and bad, so they can be prepared. I would not be doing my job if I lied to them.
If you want love stories, go to Nifty. I report the truth. That’s all I’ve ever done here, and I’ve never backed down when faced with backlash. I’m not going to stop now, either.
You are free to never come back. See how easy that is?
I mean it. If this site’s message or delivery of real events bothers you, stop coming here. It’s not stopping. There are simply too many true experiences of Hierarchical reality out there to uncover and examine.
These detractors are really not going to like some of the moves I’m planning next year, so it’s better if they get off this train now!
This is a sampling of the anonymous nonsense I receive regarding the true stories I publish here:
many of the stories here are very questionable, Sam works his ass off for us here, but I do wish he were a little more discerning in what he believes as true — I think he understands the truth of heirarcy so it sometimes clouds his judgement in what is fact and fiction. (just because Sam emails with a “fag” or alpha” doesn’t mean the story is true) I personally think this whole Kyle and his alpha Dad story is not true but it doesn’t make my enjoyment of being on the site any less – I take what I think is true and leave the fiction to the side.
This is actually hilarious, because out of all of the hundreds of true stories I have published here, the ongoing story about Sir Rob and his Alpha son Master Kyle is probably one of the truest ever!
Longtime readers of the site watched that particular story grow organically out of an anonymous question by the father (who turned out to be Sir Rob) about his Alpha son! I gave painstakingly documented everything involved with this story as it continued to grow over time!
It’s hilarious to me that some anonymous nobody can come into the comments section and question the truthfulness of what I’ve published after months and months of cultivating separate relationships with both Alphas!
I mean, I’m in chastity BECAUSE OF THESE TWO ALPHAS! I dedicated my chastity to THEM! Why would I do all of that if they were simply figments of my imagination or Men I barely knew?!?
I take great care to make sure I’m publishing true stories. I don’t get it right 100% of the time, of course. But I feel that 95-99% of it is accurate and true.
None of the people questioning me have any idea how much time and investigation I put into these stories before publishing. None of these people appreciate that I continue to update long-running true stories on this site because I maintain relationships with these people.
They are real. Their stories are real.
There will always be doubters to these truths because they can’t believe these amazing things are happening to others and not to them. I wonder why.
I leave the comments section open on this site because I believe in free speech and healthy communication, but I’m not having my work disparaged by anonymous cowards. The comments section can be shut off with a mouse-click.
I’m going to send this post to Masters Rob and Kyle so we can have a good laugh at this poor pathetic bastard’s expense!
I received this message from Master Louis today.
Don’t underestimate the power of this site! We are making magic and changing lives!
Received this wonderful email from my faggot brother @vegasfaggot. These gifts lift my spirits every time!
Thank you my dear brother!
Okay, this is horseshit. If sites like Facebook or Tumblr want to crack down on porn, fine … whatever.
But PORNHUB is a PORN SITE. It should be free of censorship by anti-porn lobbyists.
The fourth paragraph in the statement above essentially admits these organizations are “dedicated to abolishing pornography” from the internet. And yet this privately-held website is capitulating to the pearl-clutching (likely religious right) porn Nazis.
Well, for its cowardice PornHub will likely see a massive reduction in traffic and revenue just like Tumblr experienced in 2018. Nice job, guys!
There must be a point when we hold the line against the forces that want to destroy the freedoms of the internet!
The news is grim. This awful story tore across social media tonight – Trump and 17 Republican-governed states filed a motion with the Supreme Court to have the results of the 2020 election overturned. This, despite the glaring fact that multiple recounts have proven that Joe Biden won the Presidential election.
What they are doing is illegal, traitorous, and anti-American. Period.
Let me be perfectly clear: this destruction of our electoral process – the cornerstone of our Democratic Republic – is the fault of every single person who voted for Donald Trump in 2016.
Yes, the 2016 election. That was the flashpoint. His election that year forever stained this country and its values.
Every single person who voted for Trump in 2016 bears the responsibility for this crime. Also, every single person who voted for him is responsible for the 280,000 American deaths from COVID. They’re responsible for children in cages, secret police raids on peaceful protestors, and all the rest of the havoc unleashed on our norms and values by this ignorant, incompetent demagogue they voted into office in 2016.
I wish we could print out the names of every person who voted for Trump in 2016 so they will be memorialized forever as the ones who brought down America.
And yeah, I know some of you don’t like political posts here …
Some things are more important than getting off.
Yet again, it seems that we have people spamming my comments calling every post “fake” and accusing me of being the faggot version of Stephen King. This comes in waves, and I’ve been dealing with it since the beginning.
Let me say this once more publicly: I do not knowingly publish false stories. I am not interested in writing fiction on this topic because it’s far too important to me. I can’t help people by publishing and promoting lies.
You’d be very surprised how much I vet the stories I publish and the people I cover here. I dig very deeply into my subjects before one word is typed.
Yes, some of the stories published here seem outrageous. Believe me, I have shared your initial shock on many occasions when I would first come across these stories. But, upon digging deeper, I discovered that they were completely true. For instance, the story about Nikki the faggot and his three Alpha brothers really shocked me and I didn’t believe it … until I started talking to all of the Alpha brothers separately and realized it was true. Or the really shocking story about Christophe and Dodo – one I almost didn’t publish just on moral grounds – totally true.
Some would say that the story about the four straight Alphas in Toronto is fiction, but it’s absolutely true; I’m involved with that entire situation on a daily basis. Some have accused my story about California Alpha to be fake, yet I have maintained a solid relationship with him over five years and his story has never changed.
I’ll never forget when I published the ask from an Alpha father who wanted to introduce his 17-year-old Alpha son to the use of faggots – oh, how the doubters howled and mocked me for even considering that as truth! It, of course, turned out to be the totally true stories about Sir Rob and Master Kyle.
I have from time to time been unable to discover a story is false until after publication, but in the few times it has happened I have always removed the story and printed a retraction.
I consider what I’m doing here to be scientific in nature rather than titillating. This site is like PubMed with porn. I’m trying to quantify this very real phenomenon within the Hierarchy.
In this era of disbelief and “fake news” there will always be doubters. But this is my statement about my purpose here and the mission of this website.
So keep wasting time typing “fake” on every story published here. I don’t care. My track record on this subject is so outrageously phenomenal that I feel like Michael fucking Jordan being told by some fatass in the stands that I’m not throwing a layup correctly. Pfffft … whatever.
Trump has lost the 2020 election, but even worse, the orange scumbag has also dragged America down with him.
America lost more than Trump. She lost her soul.
I hate him, every corrupt, lying shit stain in his administration, and every single person who voted for him. They should all be put into those cages on the southern border and then dropped in the ocean.
The crybaby-in-chief won’t accept the results, of course. He doesn’t have the manliness or strength of character to concede like George HW Bush in 1992.
What an embarrassment Trump was last night in his 15-minute whine about the unfairness of our electoral system (which has repeatedly passed integrity tests).
Somebody get this entitled cunt his golden binky!
Any “Alpha” who thinks Trump is an Alpha because he talks shit about people on Twitter isn’t an Alpha. I’m a faggot and, if I were in his presence, I’d open-handed slap him across his fat orange face and make him cry.
I want nothing but the very worst for Trump, his criminal family, his enablers, and everyone who supported him.
Hopefully we can heal after this four-year cancer, but I think we all know the healing will be imperfect. The pieces cut apart during this surgery will never come back the same way ever again.
LOOK AT THIS SHIT HAPPENING ON THE STREETS OF AMERICA:
Yeah, let’s bitch about Antifa! Let’s scream for months about dangerous caravans of Mexicans heading to the border to rape and murder everybody (and then mysteriously got lost?)!
But truckloads of fully armed Trump supporters attacking fellow citizens on the highways is perfectly fine, right?
This isn’t MAD MAX, you stupid racist fucks!
It’s just too bad we are only voting out this administration, and not to have all of these subhuman zombies put down like rabid dogs.
America, it only took four years of Trump to kill you.
If you support any of this, FUCK YOU!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Why am I gloating over this? Because Trump has spent MONTHS downplaying the virus, spewing lies and misinformation, and dismissing scientists who dared to contradict him.
And 210,000+ Americans have died because of his incompetence.
Every single Republican or Trump supporter who has died from COVID deserves nothing but derision for their lack of care for others. Fuck them all!
SCIENCE WINS!!!
Now we just need nature to pull out a big win for humanity!
We knew this would eventually see the light of day. In a brilliant and exhaustive exclusive study from the venerable The New York Times, Trump’s tax returns were meticulously dissected to the open view of the public.
What does it show?
* It shows that Trump paid a mere $750 in taxes in 2016 and 2017, and hasn’t paid ANY taxes in 15 of the last 20 years. (By the way, how much did YOU pay in those years?)
* It reveals that Trump’s “empire” is the biggest fake news of all time. He has several loans owed that will be coming due soon, and he has been desperately trying to make money to cover these loans by leveraging his office (which is illegal). This includes “gifts” from foreign nations (like Saudi Arabia), but his biggest scam involves going going golfing every other weekend at one of his properties, where every dime paid there goes into his pockets.
* Trump paid $70,000 on hairstyling, which is more than he paid in taxes over 20 years.
You know, there was that ugly story last month that came out in which Trump called war heroes who died for America “suckers and losers.”
But they aren’t the real suckers and losers. No, the real suckers and losers are the snaggle-toothed, unread, hateful, white racists who supported Trump in 2016, and continue to do so.
Trumptards: You have been duped by the ugliest con man to have ever taken office. You fell for the shiny objects, the childish name calling, the thrill ride.
This poisonous toad needs to be removed from office and then locked up. End of story.
And you still can’t see the truth, then you are irreparably dumb.
SAD!
You know, 2020 has been like a runaway train on fire while tumbling down the side of a mountain on a mudslide of rabid zombies. Waking up any morning this year is like a never-ending case of sleep paralysis.
Even comparatively-mundane things like sex have been turned upside-down in this batshit crazy year. Take, for example, this absolutely bizarre story coming from British Columbia about sexual recommendations in the age of COVID-19, the Democrat hoax that disappeared like a miracle into the worst pandemic in over 100 years. Yes, the virus that has given all of us permanent bedhead and caused all white women in America to lose their collective shit is now making GLORYHOLES the latest recommended form of sex by medical professionals!
That’s right – medical professionals recommend that Men should use gloryholes to get off safely!!
A story in Global News reports that the B.C. Center for Disease Control advise people that “Glory holes are typically used for anonymous oral or penetrative sex, according to Urban Dictionary, but they’re also an excellent way to limit physical contact during intercourse.”
Cocksucking faggots everywhere dropped to their knees and thanked a well-hung Jesus for the instant validation.
Then the article added this cheeky little zinger:
The recommendation is just a tip and not a firm rule, according to the website.
Wait – are we being punked?? Goddammit, can’t we turn any corner in this fucking year without a heart-stopping surprise? Nearly dying from cancer wasn’t as scary as EVERY SINGLE DAY OF THIS YEAR.
Anyway, rejoice my fellow cocksuckers! The Men of the world need you more than ever! Go grab your wall-building supplies and a drywall saw! Business is BOOMING!
Twenty-two years ago today a boy came into the world, and, unbeknownst to me at the time, my life began to change.
But the universe knew.
This boy wasn’t born to me, but he was born for me. And when the time was right, the universe delivered him into my care. I took that little boy’s hand, and I never let go again.
And I never, ever will.
The entirety of my story with this little boy cannot be summarized properly here, and can only be told through desperate tears. All that matters is he is mine now and forever.
I am so proud of everything he is, and everything he hopes to be. I will be right beside him every step of the way.
I love you, Baby Boy! Happy Birthday!
~ Daddy
This came across the wire today:
Seriously, fuck this orange-colored pile of elephant shit. And fuck his administration. And fuck every last person who voted for him or supports him.
And that goes double for any gay person still supporting him.
What really turns my stomach are the faggots who fetishize the service of Trump supporters. GROW THE FUCK UP! Being a Trump-supporting Republican doesn’t make the “Man” you’re serving MORE OF A MAN … it makes him LESS OF A MAN.
Imagine this: you stupid faggots are serving the supporters of a fat putrid pussy who ran and hid in his bunker when American citizens were protesting against the gates around the White House! Then he had to waste more taxpayer money to build an extra wall around the People’s House to protect himself.
If this were 18th century France, Trump and his swamp pigs would be dragged into the Rose Garden and decapitated by guillotine.
Since (I guess) we can’t do that nowadays, these malignancies must be removed at the ballot box.
But first, the support needs to stop.
SO STOP SUPPORTING HIM OR HIS SUBHUMAN MAGATARDS!
So this appeared in the Twitter feed of Sean Harding today.
He is talking about South Carolina Republican Senator Lindsey Graham, of course. It’s been a barely-open secret in Washington that Miss Lindsey is a little Southern queer. That’s why her record against gay rights is so troubling.
Also troubling was her 180-degree turnaround on Donald Trump. Prior to 2017, Miss Lindsey spent much of her time rightfully bashing Trump’s ludicrous run for the presidency.
Then, early in 2017, Trump took Miss Lindsey golfing. And ever since that fateful day, Miss Lindsey has been singing a different tune.
It’s not hard to understand what happened. Trump pulled some two-bit mobster shit and threatened to out Miss Lindsey unless she started cooperating.
Well, it sounds like the gays who know about her sexual proclivities have had enough and are planning a frontal assault (as opposed to the rear assault she loves so much) on her barely-managed facade.
Some gays are hand-wringing over the moral implications of outing someone. Here is my opinion:
This queen is the worst kind of hypocrite. She prances and hisses while trampling on her own people.
She needs to go down. Again, not the way she prefers.
I hate the Republican Party. They’re scum. But I really hate hypocrites even more. Miss Lindsey is a double whammy (not like that).
Bring the cunt to her knees! (Yes, like that)
Flaming queers are a cancer in the gay community. Their self-absorption is boundless, their need for attention more desperate than a box of newborn puppies. They get the attention they crave because they sculpt tight little bodies and spend countless hours tanning and plucking and moisturizing.
But beyond the airbrushed artifice, they are empty, vacuous spaces howling with self-delusion. They are such voids of humanity that they have their own event horizons. These kinds of plastic faggots make me sick.
Just look at this “hot take” on the current racial unrest in the United States from one of these plastic princesses:
This thread follows the astonishing story of 24-year-old identical twins Christophe (Alpha) and Dodo (faggot). CLICK HERE to read all of these posts in chronological order!
As one might expect, the true story of the sexual history of identical twins Christophe and Jacques (Dodo) and their Alpha father Master Shane caused a lot of intense reactions among my readers.
And that reaction upset Dodo. Here is what he had to say:
This is Dodo. My father is NOT a pedo. Yes, he enjoys using me, but I’m an adult now and I can well decide myself if I want to or not. I always enjoyed serving my father, he’s a God and I never felt raped or abused. I enjoy being a faggot and I couldn’t wish for a better Master than my own brother. It’s a great honour for me to be used by them.
Some people are so self-righteous. That’s what I find disgusting. My father is open minded. We don’t judge other people, especially not without knowing them.
As a reporter of Male Hierarchical sexuality, I often come across stories that may not be something of which I personally approve, but tell a larger story about our collective experience in the Hierarchy.
Hierarchy as a societal framework has no basis in morality, religious affiliations, or personal preferences. It is cold, sometimes cruel, and inescapable. Like “survival of the fittest,” it is not always fair or favor kindness. It may not always represent or uphold our deeply held convictions.
But it’s real. And ultimately, it bends toward the correct (notice I didn’t say “right”) answer.
Dodo is safe, and happy with his life, and that’s all I care about. Frankly, that’s all anyone outside this situation should care about.
It’s very easy to get frustrated with the forces that seem to be constantly aligned against me both in and out of the community. I get it – I’m a faggot, which is not exactly an enviable Hierarchical position, and I’m articulate enough to attract attention to some less-than-mainstream ideas. I expect pushback from establishment platforms like Tumblr (cancelled again today) and Twitter. But when I get it from so-called Alphas who act like bitchy faggots, or faggots who act like nosy housewives, then it really becomes too much.
What none of these petty, insignificant people and organizations fail to realize is that I have a large network of support across the internet. Alphas and faggots around the world who get what I’m saying is the truth. My words have been a siren song to them. They hear my song and feel the truth of it deep in their bones, just as I hear their cries for help.
And we rally the wagons. Today I received exquisite support from two beautiful sources. I’m going to share both of them with you.
First of all, my Alpha God @natural-hung-bull rose up in defense of me on Tumblr. It’s pretty clear that some insecure and hateful remnants of the dying community on that platform were instrumental in getting my last Tumblr site pulled down. Here’s what the Great Protector Alpha wrote:
Who is the asshole who keeps sabotaging @fagsworshipalphas? Fucking cunt.
Sam the faggot provides a crucial role in the world of “faggotry” a word he termed. He helped me, for example understand that there is a hierarchy in nature as it relates to faggots: that Alpha Males and men use beta males and faggots routinely. And that there are “faggots” that glorious segment of gay bottoms who live to serve men, like me. I am forever in his debt.
Equally important, he helps faggots find their way. Guides them so that eventually, they submit on their knees before Superior Males. He helps them to understand themselves for what they are. And learn how to discovery their true self. That they are an object. They exist to serve. His advice has led to the service of thousands of men like me. Literally. I’m sure of it.
He speaks his mind. Clearly. And I suppose he’s pissed some princess off who desperately reaches for the truly (meaningless) title of “Alpha Male”. If you’re so fragile that a faggot like Sam is able to upset you, you are no “Alpha”.
You can’t keep a good man down. That also applies to you faggots.
How on Earth could I be deflated or defeated at all when I figuratively have the strong, hairy MAN ARMS of this incredible wrapped around me? I LAUGH in their faces!
After this boost, I received a message that another patron signed up to support this site and my work here. But what really touched me was the following note that a reader named Mario sent me:
Hello Sam!
Your podcasts about yourself (26.5) and your amazing statements about rape (27) have been the most impressive examples of two sides of your true spirit – from deep thankfulness about the magic of life to a raging stand-up for your beliefs. Working in media myself, let me tell you: YOU do everything right – naturally – partly by coincidence even, because it just is “you” that way – and partly very smartly strategically – all mixed up with the “fight for faggot teaching and support”! So in these Corona times financial issues suddenly become unexpectedly relevant again for many people’s existence – but if I can help to keep this website costs a little lower, it’s my pleasure now! THANKS for doing, what – indeed – no-one else is doing online the way you do it!
Mario
What an extraordinary gift that letter proved to be today! I thank Mario (wherever you are) for this refreshing drink of water at just the right time!
The people spending their time trying to derail my efforts or recast them in an ugly light will fail. I have a world full of support, and on darker days like today they all lock arms and catch me.
But most crucially, I have a fire inside of me brighter and more powerful than any hate that could ever be thrown at me. Do you really think a faggot like me that fought against THE WORLD to rescue my Baby Boy, a faggot that stared cancer in the fucking eye and won – do you really think I’m going to get scared or give up or even stop for one second?
If you think I will, you are wrong. Go read those gifts I received today again. I am rejuvenated, not defeated.
Not ever defeated.
sam the faggot
Tristan read the uninformed bullshit written about his situation by @alpha-dade, @thealphatank, and @alpha-sir-Josh. This is his response.
As I said in my podcast last night, none of you know what you’re fucking talking about. I DO.
I don’t give a fuck about your Alpha status or the position you think you hold. Not when it comes to this. I have the receipts and I have the credentials. Faggots know I am working hard for them and they trust me. Many great Alphas do, too.
You don’t agree? TOUGH. SHIT.
This thread follows the experiences of Tristan, a young faggot from Austria, as he experiences use and ownership by a young straight Man named Sebastian. CLICK HERE for all related posts in chronological order!
I spoke to young Tristan today after the events of the last two days (chronicled in my first controversial Tristan post HERE) had been given some perspective with a decent amount of sleep. Tristan said his ass was sore, but, other than that, he was doing okay.
More importantly, Tristan had decided that he wanted to go back over to Sebastian’s house at 8pm as ordered.
I asked him repeatedly if he was sure he wanted to do that, and he insisted that he did. Is this Stockholm Syndrome? I wondered to myself. If so, Tristan developed it quickly; my post-rape syndrome didn’t settle in for at least a year after it happened. But everybody’s different, of course.
Then Tristan said, “He told me to bring beer with me.” My heart sank a little, knowing what worse things could happen with young straight Men and booze. “I’m not going to do that, though,” added Tristan defiantly, “serving them shouldn’t mean I have to pay for their stuff.”
And that’s when I realized – Tristan isn’t exactly the victimized doormat he’s been labeled by some well-meaning Alphas *. And I ultimately realized that Tristan must make his own decisions in order to live the life he wants to build for himself.
Hopefully this latest decision will turn out well!
* To all of the well-intentioned Alphas labeling me a rape apologist or castigating me for spreading disinformation, I tell you this: you are not faggots. You do not process events the same way we do. You do not have the kinds of needs faggots do.
There is a reason why your own faggots take some of the extreme abuse you dish out. There is a reason why many faggots go above and beyond, performing some of the most outrageous and even dangerous acts ever witnessed.
Faggots have a self-destruct sequence programmed into them. We go over the top so that Men will notice us, and Men will use us. The risks are immaterial to a true faggot, only the reward. Service thirty Men in a club? CHECK. Stick mason jars up our ass? CHECK. Go deeply into debt at the command of a Man? CHECK. And on and on.
When a faggot takes a beating by YOUR hand or is taken roughly without permission, then it’s okay. After all, you’re in control of that situation. But seeing a faggot endure similar circumstances with unknown Men suddenly rings alarm bells. That makes no sense.
As for me, I understand the thing driving Tristan and other faggots (most notably Alexander) to pursue the things they do. I might not always agree with them, and I might worry, but ultimately I understand why they made their choice.
Read that again: “They made their choice.”
I am simply reporting the news, the tough truths of the Alpha/fag dynamic and the Hierarchy in general. I’ve lived it, I know what works and what doesn’t work, and I have a pretty fair sense of what is right and wrong FOR ME.
This website has been and will continue to be a beacon in the night for faggots everywhere, and even some Alphas. I’m laying out the truth like a variety of appetizers and entrees on a big banquet table. My visitors are welcomed to sample whatever they desire at that time. They can also find heftier portions if they so desire.
I only provide the meal. They get to make the choice of what to eat.
– sam the faggot
The following was written by Tommy Lee, drummer for Motley Crue and proud owner of the biggest dick in rock and roll.
Dear Fucking Lunatic,
At your recent press conference – more a word salad that had a stroke and fell down stairs, you were CLEARLY so out of your depth you needed scuba gear.
Within minutes of going off air your minions were backpedaling faster than Cirque De Soliel acrobats… In India a week ago, i couldn’t get past the bit about your being the most popular visitor in the history of fucking india — a country of a BILLION human souls that’s only 3000 years old, give or take.!!! Trust me – Gandhi pulled CROWDS.. You pulled a cricket stadium and half WALKED out… You accused a woman — a former friend, no less — of showing up at your resort bleeding from the face and begging to get in. You, you, YOU — the guy who looks like a Christmas haggis inexplicably brought to life by Frosty’s magic hat — yes, you of all people said that.
You attempted — with evident fucking glee — to get 24 million people thrown off their health insurance. You gave billions away to corporations and the already wealthy while simultaneously telling struggling poor people that you were doing exactly the opposite.
Oh, by the way, Puerto Rico is still FUBAR. You got yourself and your family billions in tax breaks for Christmas. What do they get? More paper towels?
Enough, enough, enough, enough! For the love of God and all that is holy, good, and pure, would you please, finally and forever, shut your feculent KFC-hole until you have something valuable — or even marginally civil — to say?
You are a fried dick sandwich with a side of schlongs. If chlamydia and gonorrhea had a son, you’d appoint him HHS secretary. You are a disgraceful, pustulant hot stew full of casuistry, godawful ideas, unintelligible non sequiturs, and malignant rage.
You are the perfect circus orangutan diaper from Plato’s World of Forms.
So fuck you Mr. President. And fuck you forever.
Oh, and Pence, you oleaginous house ferret. Fuck you, too. You’ll be as useful as a chocolate teapot against a medical crisis, you Bible-thumping cock socket.
