I LOVE to suck dick, BUT only when they are washed. Is there something wrong with me?

Well, some people have phobias about germs, and they don’t handle stuff that seems a little gross very well. Let’s face it – dicks are awesome, but they get messy sometimes. I understand your trepidation about sucking a dirty cock, and I don’t think there’s anything wrong with asking for a courtesy swipe with a moist towelette LOL.

But keep this in mind: some Alphas use the scent of their unwashed cock and balls as a sort of test of their cocksuckers. These are guys looking for the filthiest cocksuckers around. You’d probably fail that test. Just warning you.