I’m a vers gay man (or maybe I’m a faggot in denial – your site has me questioning this but every time I have sex, and everything I’ve ever read about anal sex – in a non-porn way – heavily emphasizes how important lube is for safety.
Porn likes to make us thing that a good faggot bottom should be able/willing to take his alpha either dry or with just spit as lube. But I’ve topped like that and honestly it wasn’t that much fun for me either.
In many of your hot stories, there is no mention of the practical side of anal sex. I assume this is because it’s not sexy (lol) but for live-in faggot slaves such as those owned by Alpha Nick & Alpha Nikola, are there standing orders about always having a lubed up fagpussy? Or are there times when things get… messy? Is an undouched fag required to clean his alpha up after?
Forgive me for being graphic.. but these are the real world details that I’m curious about!
So first of all, I typed in the word “lube” into the site search, and I came up with seven pages full of posts featuring that subject. So it’s certainly a frequent topic of conversation around here.
That includes posts about the Masters in Toronto. They all use my favorite lube, Gun Oil. It’s just the best lube for anal sex on the market today in my opinion.
As far as I know they don’t have any rules about applying the lube for sex, but it gets done by somebody. Masters Nick and Matt have very large dicks, so the more lube, the better. The Masters always make their faggots clean out before sex, so there’s little of the mess you discreetly mentioned. However, the Masters always require that their faggots suck their cocks clean once they’ve finished as a sign of respect and a “thank you” to the Master for their fuck and their load.
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Hi, I’ve been friends with an alpha male for the past 4-5 years but the relationship never transcended past friendship. This year we became closer than ever and then had a falling out. The falling out happened (in my opinion) because I failed to submit and make a move. He never made a move but I’m sure that he’s gay. I miss him so much and I want to get him back through an act of submission. Sucking dick is not a problem but as an alpha male I know that if I let him face fuck me he would naturally gravitate towards my hole. Herein lies the problem: I am terrified of bottoming because I have IBS and hemorrhoids. Do you have an dieting tips for bottoms? I am skinny and don’t overeat, but I have chronic stomach pain. I feel like most bottoms eat whatever they want and douche before sex, but for me this just isn’t a possibility. Do you have a specific diet for bottoming or are you one those bottoms that can eat freely? Thanks you!
I don’t have any of the issues from which you are suffering. I can only imagine the frustration that causes you.
I tend toward a diet higher in fiber for consistent bowel movements. Things like oatmeal, nuts, fruits and vegetables. I don’t drink milk and I eat very little dairy in general.
I’d recommend a diet like that for all bottoms. But you have extra considerations to handle. The IBS seems to be controlled with an “elemental diet” that cuts out things like corn (another rarity in my diet) and legumes.
As far as hemorrhoids, I don’t know how that’s avoided. I suppose you could look into surgery (?) but that’ll probably be a lengthy recovery process.
What I would suggest instead is upping your head game so you can keep him satisfied without fucking. If you can be honest with him, tell him your issues. Often, a willing partner can make accommodations.
Hey man! I saw you answer important questions and I want to ask you some tips for my first time bottoming what should I do? Should I order a dildo first to I can get used to the movement? Should I use my fingers? Let me know.
Hi brother! Congratulations on the impending deflowering!
Dildos are an excellent way to stretch your hole. Fingers are largely useless for first-time prep. The best solution would be a series of enlarging buttplugs that you could leave in and hold your hole open. They sell packs of three buttplugs of various sizes specifically for this purpose.
You’re about to start an amazing new adventure toward pleasure and fulfillment! I’m excited for you!
Hello. My alpha told me, that he will fuck me and doesn’t allow me to cum for 2 weeks. I’m obviously very horny, but I want to do what my alpha told me. But I’m afraid that I will be too tight and it will hurt. Haven’t been doing a lot of anal stuff yet. How can I prepare for it? I have some toys, but I’m afraid I will cum if I stimulate myself too much. He told me that he will put his whole fist into my ass if he finds out I cummed without his permission. 🙁 And it’s the third day today without cumming and my balls are so full. But I’m afraid of the anal too. I don’t know what to do.
First of all, congratulations on the exciting development! You should be grateful that this great Man is planning on taking your virginity!
The purpose of using your toys prior to getting fucked is to stretch your hole somewhat to make penetration easier, not to stimulate orgasm. Take your mind off of pleasuring yourself with your toys and focus instead on training your muscles.
That is one reason why I always recommend that faggots and bottoms use buttplugs instead of dildos for this kind of training. Buttplugs offer less direct stimulation while stretching and holding the hole open. Get multiple sizes and work your way up to the larger ones.
Beyond that, you need to relax. Nerves will only cause you to clench and cause pain. USE LOTS OF LUBE (I recommend Gun Oil lube). When he’s first entering you, take a deep breath and then “push out” with your asshole. These are time-tested techniques that should help you.
Believe me, you’re going to be just fine. Billions of assholes have been fucked throughout human history without incident. Go into it with positivity and enthusiasm, and everything will be great!
Tried anal sex once,, shit came out not much bit this brown streak of excrement on my cock. Never tried it again girl was so embarrassed. Are fags cleaner?
Thank you for writing, Sir!
Look, there isn’t much variation in the human asshole. Men and women have largely the same mechanics. So technically, fucking a female asshole is the exact same as fucking a male asshole.
The difference comes with technique. You see, females have pussies (which require less maintenance), so they’re largely ignorant of the techniques involved in keeping a clean asshole. Faggots (and gay bottoms) live and die by these techniques. We are forced by circumstance to learn and practice these almost religiously.
Given their typically-higher rate of use, faggots are especially skilled in this area, Sir. Almost every aspect of a faggot’s life (including dietary restrictions) revolves around the maintenance of their pussies. Barring some unforeseen issue, faggots always make sure they are extremely clean for multiple rounds of fucking.
So if you want to really fuck an ass, I suggest you find a nice clean faggot, Sir!
Will having anal twice a weak make my hole too loose?
No, not at all. You can have anal sex every day of the week if you want. Remember, the anus is designed to have penis-like objects pass through it.
If you’re concerned, you can do Kegel exercises to strengthen your sphincter muscles. I have absolutely benefitted from doing them!
Is it supposed to hurt as hell as cock passes through my inner ring? Cuz the second it’s past it it feel incredible but the pain of initially entry is making me dread the whole thing. Someone told me I’m supposed to breathe deep as he enters me but it didn’t work. Do you know any tricks i can do to help ease the pain? Also numbing agents, are they gonna numb my pleasure too?
First of all, you didn’t mention lubrication. Use lots of Gun Oil or something like it. ALWAYS USE LUBRICATION!
Secondly, you should breathe in and push out with your hole as he enters you. It’s much like when you’re trying to push out an obstruction. This will feel great for him, but it will also naturally stretch your hole open to welcome his cock.
Is anal sex as good looking as vaginal sex?
I’ve had vaginal sex early in my life (not good) and I have never fucked an asshole (that would be laughable), so I can’t compare the two. However, I have recently chronicled the rise of four straight Alphas on this site as they began using faggots, and they all said they thought fag pussy was better than regular pussy! So I’ll go with that resounding endorsement!
Is anal sex safe if were both clean??
Is anal penetration ALWAYS going to hurt? When is it going to start to feel good?
It honestly shouldn’t hurt if you’re taking precautions. Are you using devices like buttplugs and/or dildos to stretch your hole? Are you using good lube (like Gun Oil) and lots of it?
When you get fucked, does entry feel extremely painful?
It doesn’t need to be extremely painful. Take your time with entry, and use plenty of lube (Gun Oil is best for this). Also, do the work necessary to prepare your hole for fucking – use a buttplug or dildo to open your hole and stretch it a bit.
Legit honest question. What are the odds of being shit on if I hook up with a dude?
Sir, I can tell you that any bottom or faggot you fuck wants shit to be involved even less than you do. That’s why we take GREAT PAINS to make sure we are clean beforehand.
And if a bottom or faggot isn’t clean enough, then do this: make them go ass-to-mouth and clean your cock. I promise you it’ll never happen again, Sir.
So my boyfriend wanted to fuck my ass and I’m terrified because I had an anal fissure once and that did hurt like hell for months!!! I’m afraid that will happen again when he fucks my tight hole. He tried today with a lot of lube and he was really patient. He first fingered my hole, which felt so weird and I didn’t like feeling his finger nail inside. Then he tried to push his cock in and I begged him to go slowly, what he did. He got his tip in, then I begged him to stop (though it didn’t hurt that much, but in my head was that fucking anal fissure and the pain it caused. I want him to fuck my ass. How can I overcome my fear?
I can appreciate your concern, brother. Anal fissures (small tears in the mucosa around the anus) can be extremely painful, and they take a long time to heal.
However, once they are healed, you should be back to normal. Having one episode with an anal fissure doesn’t curse you for the rest of your life. You CAN get fucked without any problems!
It sounds like you have a terrific boyfriend, brother. He was trying to go easy with you, and I think he probably could’ve fucked you without problems if you could’ve gotten over your somewhat irrational fears.
Here’s what I think you need to do: get a nice dildo (or even better, a vibrator!) and work your hole. Get accustomed to having something in there opening you up. You need to get your mind right about this.
Unless your boyfriend has a King Kong dong, plenty of lube and a bit of care should yield terrific results. You gotta let it happen.
Do you genuinely believe anal sex is safely compatible with human anatomy?
Ugh, you again.
Humans have been having ass sex since dicks first got hard. Is it 100% perfect? Fuck no. But then again, most sex carries difficulties and risks. Oddly enough, none of those risk factors have ever stopped humans from doing those acts.
The next time you’re receiving oral sex, I want you to remember that such an act isn’t 100% compatible with the uses of those genital parts, okay?
Some say I’m supposed to push like I’m defecating during anal sex to ease up the entry pain, is this effective? Also wouldn’t this lead to some excrement to come out?
Yes it is an effective technique. And you shouldn’t be able to defecate while doing this because (hopefully) you emptied your bowels prior to sex. Always thoroughly clean yourself out before sex!
What about the ethics of homosexuality? Is it ethical to partake in an action that causes harm? Sodomy causes injury for both participants. A single instance of anal intercourse can result in contracting every STD known to man. Men abandoning their role as men and women abandoning their role as women is why the modern west is in such a state. Drug addiction, alcoholism, rape, suicide, an HIV plague, school shootings and a total lack of social cohesion. Plus depression and anxiety disorders. That little kid also doesn’t understand the reality of the soft tissues of the penis making contact with feces. Or the friction that results in the tearing of the thin and largely unlubricated lining of the anal cavity; creating a vector for all kinds of infections and diseases. Or the permanent damage done to the anal sphincter.
I almost didn’t publish this bigoted screed from you, but I felt the need to address it head-on.
All of the things you mention as epidemic to homosexual sex also applies to heterosexual sex as well (except school shootings (???), which is fucking dumb on so many levels that they cannot be concisely listed). Then add to that list unwanted pregnancy, abortion, and the emotional effects of those events.
Your argument also falls apart on a macro level as well. Societies that are largely and firmly heterosexual in orientation (like the Middle East) are also deeply troubled.
If you don’t agree with homosexual sex, then why are you on a homosexual blog? I honestly don’t care if you approve. Just don’t bring your bigoted bulllshit to my blog while bolstered with one-sided, poorly considered “facts.”
How do you shit? Whenever I get fucked my ass won’t work for days, is that because of big cocks? Or do I need to get used to it?
I’ve never had a problem evacuating my bowels after getting fucked, and I’ve been fucked by some big dicks. If you’re concerned, you could take a laxative to make your bowels move, I suppose.
I have difficulty respecting a man who likes to take it up the ass, am I a horrible person?
Not at all. Almost all Men – straight, Alpha, Tops – lack some amount of respect for sub males who surrender their pussies to cock. There is an acknowledgment, usually silent and subconscious, that any male getting fucked in the ass is a lesser male.
It’s natural. Men operate on a level of necessary respect, particularly between each other. It’s hard to have respect for a male that gets fucked up the ass, pure and simple.
#1 butt sex myth is….?
That’s it’s a hole just like a pussy. It isn’t. A fag’s pussy requires work to be properly ready to receive a Man’s cock and, more importantly, handle his Rut.
Is spontaneous gay sex a possibility?
Of course! First of all, there are plenty of sex options that have little to do with anal sex (which is what I assume you’re referring to).
Ideally, you always want a squeaky-clean pussy when getting fucked. However, that’s not always possible. But generally speaking, most ass fucking goes off without a problem.