I had the perfect opportunity to approach him again and again and I failed every single time. It was at the grocery store. He was probably 6’0″, muscular, tatted arms, classic tight shirt and jeans, and I noticed him as I passed the meat aisle. I couldnt take my eyes off him and I got so turned on. Unfortunately, I had to finish my shopping.
 
I was at the self-checkout with a lot of things and then I saw him circling around looking for a checkout. He ended up coming to the self checkout but on the other side of the aisle. I could barely check out my groceries, but I noticed he had some things but not too many. I finished before him and then I paused just as I was about to exit. He was finishing up scanning items and I realized the perfect opportunity to approach him was right as he was about to pay. I could have offered to pay him. I got nervous because the employee who watches over the checkouts was there, and a couple other customers. But then the rest of the customers left so it was just the employee and the Alpha in the general area. I kept thinking about the “Home Depot Faggot” story you have on the site and realized this was my chance. I saw him scan his last item and I tried so hard to approach him but I FAILED. I cursed myself under my breath as I watched him take out his card and pay. I left to my car defeated and disappointed in myself.
 
And then as I was putting away my groceries in my car I saw him come out to his pickup truck and start placing the bags in. My fucking god, so fucking handsome. We were pretty far in the parking lot away from the store so there werent too many people around. I took a $100 bill out of my wallet and thought about walking over and asking him how much his groceries were and offering it to him. Then I thought about what you said about being blunt if he asked me why I was doing it and just declaring that hes an Alpha and I’m a faggot and I can do much more for him. But i didnt do it. I watched him put the rest of his stuff away, put his cart back, and drive away. I got into my car and screamed and yelled at myself. I was so close Sam. I just didnt have the courage.
 
I dont believe I’ll ever have the courage to approach/find an Alpha. I’ll never figure out if this is truly my destiny because I’m just too scared and shy. I had every perfect chance and it seemed like the universe wanted me to do it…and I fucking blew it. I’m not strong enough. Alphas are so intimidating. I’m so disappointed in myself.

Don’t feel bad, brother! My goodness, your instincts were wonderful! You recognized the opportunities available in the moment, and came up with action plans in the moment! Awareness is half the battle AT LEAST! 
 
I wish all faggots were as serious as you about this truth inside of you! 
 
Just know that these little mental steps lead to huge leaps in action! You’re on your way! Just build up your resolve more and more and come up with ways you can offer service on the spot just like you did! And also, I would make note of the time and day this particular Alpha was at the grocery store … weightlifting Alphas often have schedules they adhere to. You might get another chance with this one!
 
Anyway, don’t be upset with yourself. This is not easy, but you CAN do it! I think you will get there! 

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Hi Sam. Tonight I was drinking at a bar (walking distance from my place) when I heard 2 guys sitting behind me. Just from their voices alone, I could tell they were Alpha Males. Especially when they started describing one of their friends as a “sheep” and how they dont respect what a spineless pussy he is. It turned me on so much.
 
Anyway, eventually they got on a topic that I knew about, so I spun around and introduced myself. We had a great chat (they ended up being 22 and 23 years old, and I am 25), and they truly did exude complete masculinity and Alphahood. I knew they werent staying though, because earlier I noticed one of them ordered beers but declined to start a tab. So eventually, they said goodbye. They even gave me the typical “bro” handshake, with the open palm and then you twist to just cup the fingers. It seems like all straight men know this handshake.
 
My question is…do you have any advice for possibly propositioning in this scenario? Even though I could tell I had pleased them and they acknowledged me…they still just left and I had no idea if I had a chance or not. I think I did, the really hot one was talking about how lonely he was in his new town for his new job. But I feel like if they actually did have any interest in me (as a friend or whatever), they would’ve invited me along with them. Maybe I’m overthinking it but…could I have capitalized  further in this opportunity?

Hi brother! First of all, I commend you for subtly integrating yourself into their conversation! That’s the huge first step that many faggots struggle to overcome! 
 
I think you missed a couple of opportunities here. First of all, Offering to pay their tabs or offering to buy them another round would’ve been a good idea. Yes, I know you said you thought they didn’t have a tab running … but it’s the OFFER TO PAY that is important here. It shows submissiveness and a willingness to serve. 
 
But the main one is this hot Alpha stating that he’s alone there in a new city and lonely. I find this to be an unusual thing for an Alpha to say in a conversation with two other males (one total stranger) at a bar. I think I would’ve offered to show him some of the sights of the city (and pay for everything if he accepts). Perhaps an offer to help him settle into his new place? I dunno … something needed to happen at that point in the conversation.
 
Here’s the plan: Men are territorial, and they return again and again to places they “claim” as familiar territory. Bars like the one you met them at are often such places. I have a feeling that one or both of those Alphas will return to that bar. You need to start casing the place in order to get another chance to offer yourself. I have done this with some success in the past. 
 
I’m proud of you for taking the initiative, brother!  Keep up the good work!

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[hater disclaimer: this story was passed along to me by a faggot from Miami. I did not vet the accuracy of the story, interview third-grade teachers, check hair samples and video surveillance, or utilize lie detectors. Read at your own risk.]

I’ve been sucking straight dick for more than 20 years. When I first began writing about my experiences wrangling straight Alphas and serving them, I was roundly criticized for making shit up.

Six years ago when I started this site, I was one of the loudest voices publicizing this basic truth, and I was genuinely baffled by the disbelief I received. Later my stance was supported by powerful straight married Alphas like Natural Hung Bull or Straight Alpha Mike who verified that straight Alphas do indeed use faggots, and that they are approachable by faggots.

Then I began to explain how I make an offer to straight strangers I meet in life. And yet again I was blasted by unbelievers who told me I was full of shit.

But every so often I get a message from a faggot who gathers up the necessary courage and tries my advice … and they come back to me with awesome success stories.

The latest story comes from a faggot I’m going to name Miami.

Hi Sam. I am a HUGE fan. I love what you do. I have dozens of great stories of times when I have sucked cock BUT it wasn’t until I started reading your site that I got the courage to be direct about it.

So literally just last week, I met up with a colleague of mine. A man I’ve worked with for many years. He was in town and we decided to grab dinner. We’re both mid-30s professional dudes. He’s married with a few kids. I’m single but date around occasionally. We’re friendly but not necessarily friends. We grabbed dinner and talked business, figured out what we needed to.

Then, as we were having a last drink (we were at a restaurant a few blocks from his hotel), he hinted that he was hoping to find a woman while he was in town. I can’t be judgmental of others, and I don’t have any judgment about his marriage or who he does what with.

But it was my opening. I remembered your advice to cocksuckers to be direct.

Now let me tell you about him quickly: He is about 6’2 and I’d say 180-190 pounds. He works out regularly but really more of a dad body with muscular arms and shoulders…at least that’s all I’ve been able to see. Dark wavy hair; extremely handsome masculine face; dark features, And my favorite…HUGE hands. It was the first thing I noticed about him when we met 8 or so years ago.

So, he makes this comment about finding a woman, And I said, “You know, P—, there’s an easy way for you to get your rocks off.” He was surprised to hear me talk like this. I said, “Have you ever heard of a cocksucker?” He laughed – god his smile is so amazing – he thought I was joking.

I kept a straight face and he said, “What do you mean?” Seeing that I was serious. I said “there is a special sub-class of gay and bi men who identify as cocksuckers. This means that they live and die to just suck dick.” He opened his eyes even bigger and said “Really?” I told him that cocksuckers live to be between a Man’s legs and will focus on all of the areas that a woman just doesn’t know – his balls, under his balls, his thighs, his feet.

He leaned in and said really quietly, “How do I find one?” I said you’ve been working with one for 8 years.

The check just happen to come at that moment, and he threw down a bunch of cash. He said, “I have to make a phone call, but come to Room such-and-such in 30 minutes at the hotel.” So of course, I went.

He had propped the door open, and was seated on the couch at the end of the room. When I walked in, his back was basically to me, but I could see that he was shirtless. I walked around the couch, and he was sitting there, legs spread, in nothing but his boxer briefs. He was slightly stocky, but his torso was covered in this beautiful dark fur and his arms were just resting on the back of the couch. I could see his pits. Big biceps, big shoulders, beautiful pecs. A real man. And his legs. Hairy and muscular, with a set of Size 14 feet ending each.

“Get to work.” That’s what he said! I could have cum right then.

I got down on my knees between his legs. And I helped pull off his boxer briefs. The smell of his crotch hit me and I was gone. Passed out in faggot heaven. His dick was starting to get hard and was so perfectly thick. He wasn’t too verbal, but I edged him quite a few times. After about an hour, he said his balls couldn’t take it any more and he “needed to nut.” I kept going. About 30 seconds later, I felt his huge left hand come down HARD on the back of my head, which pushed his Manhood deep into my throat, and he gave me a wonderful load.

I cleaned him up, and he was extremely grateful. And PROMISED to feed me again next time I see him. All thanks to you!!!!!

I fucking love success stories like this from brave faggots who follow my advice and push themselves and their offer out there to straight Men. I’m telling you, there will be lots of success stories if you do the same.

Thanks to Miami fag for sharing his amazing victory with me!

Hello Sam. I asked you a while ago about the blunt approach. I’d like to share my experience using this technique. I’ve tried it on five different men. I got to suck off four! It really is an art. Be polite, ensure privacy, don’t be a creep, and be ready to deal with rejection. It works! it simply works! Most men are sexually frustrated and they’d rather have a fag suck them off than jerk off! I’m still working on my technique. Thanks for your words of encouragement!

This is a follow-up to THIS QUESTION from April (I think).

HAHAHA that is fucking AWESOME!!! Congratulations!

See? I know what I’m talking about!!

As I’ve said here a few times before, I have had around a 60% success rate on this approach over the years. Your batting average is higher than that (you bitch LOL) so keep going! I’m not surprised about the success, though. Your approach (as described) is a perfect replica of my method, and I know it works!

I’m so proud of you, my brother! Keep me informed!

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Hey,
I’m fairly new to this but I was curious your thoughts on like, how to introduce general kinks and fetishes as well as Alpha/fag things into conversations for hookups or relationships. Like we all know apps exist, but idk how to go from a nice conversation on Grindr (yes, shocking, but it’s happened … sometimes), to “please let me serve you however I can, I want to kneel before a Man” and all.
Like I’m sure that would be good for some guys, but if I were approached that way I might block them. So, any advice on how to gauge if they’d be into it and maybe ease them in?

My approach has always been a full-frontal assault (as you might imagine). I figure if it’s too much for them, then they aren’t the right person. Truly Alpha Men are not going to be rattled by anything a faggot might say to them.
 
But there’s also a better way to approach them, too. I am not an over-the-top faggot in my language to Alphas. I am always honest and direct, and I try to avoid fake-sounding language like the stuff you used as an example. I find simply stating, “I’m a faggot, Sir. I exist to serve Men like you” is far more effective because it engages the Alpha’s curiosity and imagination.  Stating that in your profile (if possible) is even better, because it weeds out the wafflers and the fakers. 

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hi sam. does the blunt approach work? like saying to a man hey i would love to suck your cock, does that ever work? a fag brother of mine told me he’s had quite a bit of success with it he said the trick is to do it in private where the man wouldn’t feel threatened or embarrassed. your thoughts? 

Brother, yes your fag friend is totally right! The blunt approach does work! As I’ve said many times on this site, I’ve had somewhere in the neighborhood of a 60% success rate using the blunt approach. This is one of the most feared and most ignored methods of Alpha prospecting. Faggots foolishly talk themselves out of it.
 
I would add this to your friend’s advice: not only get them alone or in a private place, but you also want to approach them in a submissive yet nonchalant manner. They need to feel COMFORTABLE. A drooling, panting, nervous faggot will make the Alpha uncomfortable and he will reject the offer. Sound like a buddy offering thoughtful help. 

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I have been teaching students for 10+2 level and pre engineering exams,at a local institute, for last 3 years, so last week one student about 19 years came to me for studies, but he is dam sexy and muscular alpha , super handsome …so its about a week now ive been teaching him, but i am a faggot by nature , now please tell how do i start to worship this superior alpha? 
its really sad for me when he calls me sir , how do i tackle this …please help.

Teaching is a difficult profession for a faggot. You have this ethical line that is expected to separate the teacher and the student so that the situation is not abused for sexual purposes, but inevitably it happens from time to time. I do think the “faggot teacher/Alpha student” is a particularly potent one that can and should be exploited, however, due to the nature of Alphahood and the needs they have,
 
How you approach this entirely depends on your personal bravery and social skills. If it were me, the next time he called me “Sir” I would respectfully say, “Please don’t call me Sir. You are the Sir, not me. I serve you.” You are, of course, referencing the relationship of teacher and student, but using veiled, sexually-charged language that might spark the sexual imagination of the Alpha. 
 
You must find a way to do things like this with this Alpha, because those are openings an Alpha will easily exploit for his own ends. If an Alpha thinks letting his faggot teacher suck his dick will get him a better grade, you know for sure he will take that chance. By age 19 any true Alpha has already amassed years of being worshiped by inferiors, and they are much more cunning than we often realize. 
 
So try what I suggest above. Also, be submissive in your approach to him, smile a lot, and be genuinely complimentary. You might be surprised!

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Hi Sam, long time reader here. Long story short, I have a straight friend who I have ‘come out’ to as a faggot, and he is well aware that I want him to use me. I give him cash every now and again and tell him I’m his ‘cashfag’ but he doesn’t really take that part on board.
 
how can I introduce him to his alpha tendencies and show him how to properly take advantage of me!

This is why I say that findom isn’t the best way into service. True service to an Alpha is personal submission and responsibility. Money is just a thing.
 
Start calling him “Sir.” Try to give him massages, especially foot massages if possible. Try offering non-monetary services (like domestic chores). Focus his attention on your submission rather than money.

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I’ve always maintained that the right approach can win over most Men with any form of dominance in them (sub-Alpha and above) or even some betas. The key to this right approach is deceptively simple: make the Man feel safe. Give him a place where he is confident and can be assured of discretion, and Men will absolutely run with a lot of things you might not expect. I’m consistently surprised (even now) at just how easily Men can shake off their feigned disgust and showy public repulsion when you get them alone in a place of physical and emotional safety.

I use this to highlight a recent question/comment I received from a reader named DSim. In it he describes his technique for seducing straight Men, even though he comes at it from a somewhat different angle than I do.

READ:

If you hang out with older (+35) married men and you let them know that you are bisexual*, they WILL use you, you just have to be brave and avoid rejecting them when they make conscious or subconscious moves towards you.

Real life example: My neighbor at my old place.

Looks exactly like the guy from CzechBitch. We started talking more and more whenever we ran into each other and at some point he invited me to his place to drink beer and watch sports while his wife was out. We sat on the couch chatting about random stuff and he made some comments about seeing older guys come and go from my apartment. I told him that I’m bisexual because I like sucking cock and getting fucked and women can’t give me that. He quizzed me further and I told him that I prefer older married guys because they are more discreet than cocky young douchebags. After more usual questions (“Why do you like it? Doesn’t it hurt? What do you get out of it? How do you meet all those guys? What about STDs?”) we switched topics and went back to watching sports.

After he finished his beer, he got up to get another one and when he came back, he had another beer for me. I cheekily asked him “Are you trying to get me drunk?” and he stammered “Maybe” while chuckling nervously. I gathered my courage and said “Why? I’d suck your cock even if I was fully sober”.
Next thing I knew I was on my knees sucking his cock. After half an hour or so he said “I think I’m too drunk to cum tonight” so I told him that my asshole disagrees with that statement. First he mounted me on the couch, then I grabbed his dick and led him to the bedroom where he proceeded to really punish my ass. I’ve never been raped for real but getting dicked down by a drunk middle-aged man who’s desperately trying to cum must be pretty similar. Spoiler alert: he came inside me. I sucked his cock clean and thanked him, he slap-grabbed my ass, then I left.

After that we’ve met regularly, even though I moved out a few months after that, and he’s also referred me to a few of his buddies. Pretty good for a very masculine-looking guy in his late 20’s, huh? And this all happened because 1) I didn’t say “no” at any point but was completely receptive to every conversation and suggestion, 2) was prepared (e.g. cleaned my hole before going over to his place because you never know what might happen) and 3) offered my services when I had the opportunity.

*it’s very important to tell them you are bisexual even if you are 100% gay, don’t know why, it just is.

What an eye-opening example of a solid, patient approach! It’s really no wonder why this faggot was able to seduce this straight neighbor!

I wanted to add something to DSim’s final bit of advice. The reason why the “bisexual” trick works is because it makes the straight Man feel like it’s somewhat more normal and okay to have sex with another “dude” like himself. It links back to what I was describing earlier about making a Man feel comfortable and safe.

However, just as effective is my approach, which works the same way but from a different angle. I matter-of-factly state that I’m a faggot as if it were the most normal thing in the world (which it is, to me). This also puts the Man at ease, as he instantly understands that it’s no big deal AND I can be used because that is my actual function.

Regardless, with just a little forethought and courage, a lot of things you never expected could happen can definitely happen! Go out there and work on this effective technique!

Hello sam i am a faggot from India , i have read your book 5 times ” May I serve you sir” and also i regularly read your articles and hear your podcast . I had tried very hard to find an alpha male who could become my master , my god on various apps and websites as per your tips but i could not find an alpha master yet in india , kindly please hep me with authentic resources to help me find a real alpha whom i can serve in india . i am very well aware that i have been created for serving a real alpha male , please help me with real websites or apps i can use to find alpha masters in india. please give a detailed answer.

My brother, thank you for writing!
 
I occasionally receive messages from faggots in India, a culture that isn’t exactly gay-friendly. It’s like the Middle East (not as bad, though) in that people are quite closed-off to even experimentation. 
 
However, it does seem that the site fetlife.com has been successful for some Doms and subs to connect with each other in India. I don’t know if doublelist.com is working in India, or Recon. 
 
This is the main issue – I’m not familiar enough with the workings of other cultures to specifically advise on this. I’m just spitballing and guessing. 
 
As always, the best method remains the same – approach an Alpha in person and offer to be of service in some way. You have the book – use it. I made it to be given to Men so they can learn and understand what you’re offering.

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This thread follows the developments of Jason, a 41-year-old chef, as he begins a service arrangement with a straight Alpha workmate. CLICK HERE to read these posts in chronological order!

I think it’s so adorable when faggots come to me wide-eyed and stunned when they follow my admonishments about being fearless when offering service to straight Alphas … and they find success! I know it works, because I’ve been using this approach my entire adult life as a faggot. And I’ve served MANY straight Alphas because of it.

Faggot Jason is just the latest example. When he came to me, he was already informally serving a straight Alpha workmate (they work together in a restaurant) named Chris for about two months. Service included meals (Jason is a chef), and even hosting football parties for Alpha Chris and his best friend! I saw a picture of a lengthy text from Alpha Chris instructing Jason on a laundry list of chores to accomplish (grocery shopping, and even picking up meds!).

So we both agreed that Alpha Chris was using Jason like a faggot, but nothing was formally said about it.

With Jason hosting a Super Bowl party for Alpha Chris and his friend yesterday, I suggested that it was time for Jason to take things a step farther. I instructed Jason to kneel on the floor beside Alpha Chris’ chair and call him “Sir.”

This would be a pretty dramatic step, especially in front of Alpha Chris’ straight friend. “I’m scared,” said Jason, which I understood completely. But I reasoned this way:

You don’t need to be scared. He’s using you. He’s not going to throw away a useful slave. Push the issue a bit. I’m telling you that you have NOTHING to fear either way. He’s not getting rid of you.

So those words seemed to encourage Jason, and he was resolved to try it.

And boy, did it ever work! Here’s Jason’s update:

I told them. It went really well. It was awkward. They are still here And a bit drunk.

He was really confused and wasn’t really understanding. He asked if I liked being called a fag. I told him yes I do. And he was kind of weird at first. Said that he would love to be served. But he said he wants nothing sexual and I told him that that’s perfectly fine. I don’t care as long as I can serve him and he understands the hierarchy.

He then sat down and watched the game and said “hey fag, get me and my buddy another beer”. I said yes sir. He asked if I like calling him sir instead of Chris!

So ya, it went really well. Thanks so much for the advice!!!!

All faggots need to learn the lesson Chris learned yesterday – straight Alphas want the kind of worship faggots offer, but they don’t realize it’s okay to use us and still be straight. When we submit to them without reservation, this opportunity opens up to them and they become intrigued.

Once intrigued, all sorts of possibilities exist. But one thing’s for sure: a straight Alpha isn’t going to throw away a good and devoted slave who submits in a respectful way!

Right now Alpha Chris is thinking deeply about this new faggot he owns and what he can do with it. I’m sure a few filthy thoughts popped into his mind, if only fleeting.

The seeds for greater service have been planted … now watch them grow!

All because a humble faggot showed a little courage! You can do it, too!

hey Sam, long time reader here. So recently I moved to a big city and I’m getting adjusted to the big city life. Anyway my next door neighbor is this insanely hot 20 something man. I mean he is beyond gorgeous. First time I laid my eyes on him I wanted to drop on my knees and suck him off. So my strategy was to establish familiarity so I’d say hi to him whenever we met. I then introduced myself to him and he was polite enough. This encouraged me to invite him for dinner one night. He declined he said he was busy that night. I felt I was coming on too strong perhaps so I backed off. A couple of weeks went by and then out of no where he invites me to his place for a drink. I said to myself wow what happened? I was excited so I went to his place we had a couple of drinks. He began to ask me about where I’m from and stuff like that then he asked me “you’re gay right?” i said yes i am he said do you have a boyfriend I said no. During this whole time I could not keep my eyes off his bulge. He then said would you like suck my dick? I swear to god that was the happiest moment of my life! I SAID FUCK YES! he skull fucked me for a good 10 minutes then came all over my face! it was great! afterwards he’d call me every time he wanted head and I could not be more pleased! I know he’s straight and he has a girlfriend but it feels so good when he texts me to suck him off!! I’m 41 years old I’ve had my share of being told no when I offered my services but thanks to you and the knowledge I learned from you I managed to give subtle hints and clues to let the men know I’m available without scaring them off! I’m so thankful to you! Thank you! 

OMG! 

I am SO HAPPY for you, my brother! Your approach and execution were flawless! It’s very likely that he’s used/owned faggots before and recognized what you truly are. Alphas have a magic eye when it comes to faggots, and we simply cannot hide from them. 
 
As if we want to hide!
 
I’m sure he’s so grateful to have had a faggot cocksucker move in right next door. It makes receiving discreet service that much easier. I wonder if that’s all he wants from you. I would definitely offer domestic service and see if you can coax ownership out of him. Oftentimes straight Alphas don’t realize or understand the full range of what they’re entitled to from faggots. But once we offer more, they will many times take more.
 
Nice job though, my brother! Keep me posted on how it develops!

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Hello, I would like to know what can i do to my public appearance to advertise to the Alpha Men I may come across, that I am a submissive faggot that wishes to be dominated in every way ?

Well, I have a couple of shirts in my new Hierarchy store that are designed to make it plainly obvious that you’re a faggot: https://officialhierarchy.com

Beyond that, you can kneel in their presence I suppose.

The best thing you can do is approach and ask them if there is any way you can be of service to them.

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This thread follows the incredible life of 26-year-old Apex Alpha Marco. CLICK HERE for all of the posts in this thread in chronological order!

Since I last wrote about Apex Alpha Marco, the great god of Boston, he has been enjoying the worship and tributes from the faggots on Twitter. I was almost beginning to worry that new new findom life might supersede his life of using faggots for their more natural purpose: satisfying the sexual needs of Men.

Turns out my fears were unfounded – he still on the prowl for fresh meat.

He told me this story yesterday.

I’m visiting my parents for the week. They have a gym in their neighborhood. I went (to the gym) super late at night so that I’d be alone.

About halfway through a guy came in and just got on the treadmill. I could see him watching me throughout the rest of my workout. But I didn’t think anything of it. When I was done I went to the bathroom before driving back to my parents. While I was in the bathroom he came in.

“Sorry. I don’t mean to bother you but si just wanted to say you’re very attractive.”

I told him thanks. And I noticed him look at my crotch. “Do you want to see it?” I asked.

“Please, sir.”

I told him to get on his knees and beg for it again. So then I whipped my dick out and I skull fucked him until I shot my load down his throat.

He thanked me numerous times.

This perfectly describes the everyday life of an Apex Alpha like Master Marco. By just their very existence they can conjure service and worship at will.

His attitude while telling me this story was one of nonchalance. “The fag is a one and done,” he said casually about the human slave he just used as a cumrag. This is an everyday thing for him.

Go to his Twitter and thank him with praise and riches! It’s @BosAlphaMarco!

And faggots: meditate on how this faggot approached and served this god! This can be you with a bit of courage and discretion!

Hi Sam,  I think this will be a common question but a few days ago I moved to a new house. As is typical for a city like London, I am sharing the kitchen with some others. Among them is one guy. I don’t know if he’s ”alpha” or some other label but he’s for sure superior to me and I’d love to be in service to him. Although he’s hot as hell I don’t aim as high as serving him sexually (of course I’d love to but I’m being realistic) but I’d really love it if I could do anything for him.  My question is how do I drop hints that I am available to serve subtle enough that will not be creepy or upset the flatmate dynamic (the landlady lives in the house too although not same floor or kitchen so I must be very discreet) but clear enough for him to get the point? Only thing I’ve done so far is tell him to feel free to use my olive oil after he showed some interest. He seemed quite enthusiastic and said he appreciates it. He’s very friendly. I’ve also thought maybe I could buy some biscuits (I noticed that he had some that looked home made) and leave them in the kitchen and tell him that they are for everybody. But that’s where I run out of ideas. It’s still early days. I just moved in but I don’t see him very often, only a couple of times in the kitchen. The house has a cleaner too so not much I can do there either (unless he ever gave me access to his room) Any help please?

Okay, you are going to serve this Alpha (for lack of a better term). Why do I say this? Because the situation is ripe for experimentation and has young, horny males in close proximity to each other.

Start calling him “Sir” when you see him. Start making him food or offering him food (making it would be better). Start offering to run errands for him. Be complimentary.

After a little while, offer to do his laundry when you’re doing yours (then fold everything nice and neat). Offer to clean his room. At some point he’s going to ask why you’re doing all of these things for him. Then you either flatly state that you’re a faggot who serves the needs of Men, OR you whip out my book “May I Serve You, Sir?” and present it to him.

It will go from there. If he’s Alpha at all he’s not going to pass on owning a faggot living in the same flat.

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How do I begin to serve this straight alpha at my school? He’s white, hung, and straight and I want to worship him forever but I don’t think he realizes how alpha he is yet. How can I show him he is superior and start to service him? 

I wonder how many times I’ve answered this one question. A lot.

You didn’t mention what type of relationship you currently have with this Alpha. Are you friends? Close friends? casual acquaintances? Not friends at all? This matters in terms of approach.

What you want to do is start adjusting how you speak and act with him. Submissive body posture, shy eyes, and call him “Sir.” Start doing things for him, like buying him food or giving him gifts. If you are closer friends, try massaging his feet or another part of his body. Compliment him, but be sincere.

Another little trick that’s never existed before: give him a copy of “May I Serve You, Sir?” This will definitely open his eyes and help him realize his Alphahood.

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How do i tell a guy i like him, want to serve him without being too forward?

This is my standard answer now: buy “May I Serve You Sir?” and give it to him. It will lead him to the proper conclusion.

Other than that, there is no way to offer service and not be forward. Try rubbing his feet, offering to do things for him. You must put yourself on the line.

I get people asking me for advice quite often (for whatever reason), and I really try to get it right. I WANT to get it right every time. 

But life has really been a whirlwind recently as multiple projects are reaching a head, and I have had an annoying tendency to toss off some things around here just for the sake of a little extra time. 

I recently answered a two-part question (PART ONE and PART TWO) from a fag brother who was supplying quiz answers to an Alpha in his class. Without thinking too deeply into his question I told him what I would probably do in that situation. 

My answers left one wonderful reader unsatisfied, so he wrote to me about what is absolutely better advice he had for quiz faggot. I’d like to share that:

Sam,

I think you missed the mark with your response to Quiz Faggot. Some people just aren’t where you are in their confidence level.

I think more interim steps are needed. Certainly for QF, and possibly for the Alpha who may not understand fully what this relationship between Alpha and faggot should become.

Next time QF gives his Alpha the answers, QF should say, “if there is any other thing (or help) I can give you, absolutely let me know.” Let that sit out there for a few days while being on the look out for something to volunteer for.

If the Alpha’s car is dirty, QF could suggest that, “hey, your car is a bit dusty, I’ll give you a hand washing it!” in a way that is more a hopeful suggestion than statement. In his offer QF should be the supplicant, and the Alpha the one granting the favor. You don’t want the Alpha to feel the offer is putting him into a weaker position of obligation. That would cause him to say no. 

If it turns out that mostly QF washes the car, while the Alpha ends up chatting on his phone with friends, that’s a major, major positive sign this Alpha is open to using QF on a broad spectrum. At the conclusion of the car washing, QF should enthusiastically say, “This was awesome! I’d love to do something for you again. Just tell me what’s next.” This tells the Alpha that QF did not feel unfairly used, wants to do more things for him, wants to do them under His command, and yet it’s all done in a way that isn’t awkward for this still early stage. It leaves an open door invitation for the Alpha to put Quiz Faggot to full use.

If it’s a College/Dorm environment, an alternative is laundry, or laundry could be the next step after washing the car.

Only after getting at least one task removed from providing quiz answers can QF be as direct as suggested, Sam. Yes, the Alpha is using QF for service, but it needs to be a relationship of personal service before it becomes a relationship of complete service. 

I don’t know if this reader is an Alpha or a faggot (the language suggests Alpha to me), but regardless, this is excellent advice not only for quiz faggot (wherever you are!) but for all newbie faggots seeking to offer themselves to Alphas. 

Ultimately, there is no “right way” to do any of this. What really matters is what approach is most comfortable to each faggot. 

I thank my mystery reader (known only as “TC”) for correcting me with this fantastic piece! Hopefully quiz faggot will read it and become inspired!!

Is it bad, if you decline an alpha’s approach?

Ultimately, if an Alpha approaches a faggot for sex, then the faggot’s opinions about the Alpha matter to some degree. A faggot that is either indifferent or repulsed by an Alpha will not serve properly. And by rejecting such an offer, the faggot is really sparing the Alpha unnecessary frustration down the road. 

My straight friend has a massive collection of gay porn in conjunction with a more massive collection of straight porn. Does this mean he’s bi and I stand a chance to suck his cock or am I making too much of this?

You have a 100% chance of sucking your straight friend’s cock. Next time you’re with him, you can do a couple of things:

1. DIRECT APPROACH: Drop to your knees, bow your head, and tell him that you are a faggot, and you wish to be of service to him.

2. INDIRECT APPROACH: If you get a chance, move into a position where you can either rub his shoulders and back, or, even better, rub his feet. Then kiss his feet. Show him a fair amount of worshipful affection. He may ask you about this, at which point you shift into the direct approach.

I imagine your straight friend already suspects what you are, but he doesn’t know how to breach the subject. That is where your submissiveness and bravery must help to coax him out.

You’ve wasted too much time already. Go get him!

How do I tell a straight man I want to suck their cock without scaring them “straight”?

This works about 60% of the time:

Go up to a Man when he’s alone and seems relaxed. Humbly approach him with submissive body posture. Say something along the lines of: “Sir, I don’t mean to bother you, but I’m a cocksucker/faggot. If you want a no-reciprocation blowjob, I’d be willing to service you.” 

Hey! If it’s not too much could you give us some pointers on how to introduce service into casual conversation without scaring the alpha away? Kinda like you did with the nerdy alpha?

Well in the case of the nerdy Alpha, I interrupted his stream of techno babble with something like, “Here you are wasting time with computers when you could be a rich model or Instagram influencer!”

He blushed.

“No, seriously, doesn’t it sound nice to have a life jetting around the world while people worship you?”

“Yeah, but I’m sort of a loner…”

And it went from there to talk of him and another guy gang banging me. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I don’t know what to say. I’m a people person?

In the rare occasion of you servicing an alpha how do you go about it? I’m sure you have contact with so many amazing alphas so it must be like picking from a buffet. Like do you use Grindr, Twitter, Tumblr? Or do you just get with random alphas that you don’t keep in touch with that often like the old fashioned natural way

Look, I now live in the age of internet dating and hookups just like everybody else, so online cruising (if that’s what we’re calling it) is basically inevitable. However, I’m still pretty old school (as I’m always encouraging faggots here). Just yesterday I met this super cute guy at a computer store. The guy looked like a model (and I told him that) but I don’t know if I’d call him Alpha (pretty nerdy brain). By the end of the conversation, I had him and another guy arguing over who gets my mouth and who gets my ass (don’t ask). 

I got the guy’s phone number and email address.

So yeah, I still prefer the old-fashioned method. 

As a novice faggot, how do you let an Alpha know that you are available and want to service them? You obviously can’t just walk up and say that you want to suck their cock and worship them when in public spaces, can you? Also, How do you know which Alphas are open to being serviced by faggots?

Actually, you CAN just walk up to an Alpha in a public place (when they’re alone) and offer them a discreet, no-strings-attached blow job. Faggots do it virtually every hour of every day around the world.

Sadly, though, there is no way to know which Alphas are open to faggot worship. Sometimes they will make themselves known by the teasing and taunting they do to faggots. Mostly, though, it’s simply trial and error. Fortunately we faggots now have apps like Grindr and Recon to assist in our search. I’d try those as well.

Absolutely gorgeous guys love to be worshiped; in fact, they are more likely to enjoy your service. Don’t allow negative thinking to ruin an opportunity. You’re telling yourself, “He’s gorgeous and I’m just a disgusting faggot.” You might be quite surprised if you offered him service.