This thread follows the extraordinary story of Michael, a brave faggot who lives in an apartment building full of Alphas and began servicing many of them after he made himself available. CLICK HERE for all of the posts in this thread in chronological order!

At the end of the last update you might remember that Michael said that his office boss and Master, William, told Michael that he would be accompanying his god/son Master Theo to whatever college he was going to choose in order to continue serving and pleasing him there.

Well, Michael excitedly wrote to me once he received the news of his new assignment:

Sam, It was a tough competition but UCLA is the winner.  It beat out a couple of Ivy League schools and another top-flite state university and it WON my Alpha Theo as a student and for its baseball team.  Los Angeles is an awesome city for an Alpha Male and His lucky faggot.  i’ll keep you posted as to the exciting details as they unfold.  Regards,  michael

Michael is right – Los Angeles is a perfect city for a young, virile Alpha King to stay for a few years. There is a lot of delusional, attractive pussy to fuck, lots of money flying everywhere, and the spotlight of the nation beaming directly onto it.

And behind the scenes, working tirelessly to support Master Theo’s L.A. Alpha lifestyle, will be his trusty faggot Michael! It’s a dream assignment for any faggot, and definitely a reward for Michael’s faithful service! I’m just as excited as he is!

[hater disclaimer: this story was passed along to me by a faggot from Miami. I did not vet the accuracy of the story, interview third-grade teachers, check hair samples and video surveillance, or utilize lie detectors. Read at your own risk.]

If you’re a baseball fan like me, you probably watched the two-day All Star Game events earlier this week. If you did, you witnessed the record-setting 61 home runs smashed by Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton in the Home Run Derby.

Despite his exotic first name and his seemingly-foreign good looks, Stanton is a product of Notre Dame High School in Sherman Oaks, California. The 26 year old Stanton is a mix of Irish and African American and a splash of Puerto Rican.

Like most Alphas, Stanton was quite advanced at an early age. One minor league manager watching Stanton play remarked that it was “like watching a 15 year old play on an 8 year old’s Little League team.” Stanton continued the domination into the majors, regularly setting records for home run distances thanks to his large, muscular frame.

Even though Stanton has received nothing but acclaim throughout his life, he has consistently tried to downplay his own accomplishments in favor of complimenting his teammates. Alphas like Stanton easily get attention for all they are and all they do, but the greatest Alphas are the ones who can pick others up, too.This is a key reason why Stanton is respected throughout the game as a wonderful teammate and Man.

P.S. I’m not a Marlins fan at all. Their hideous stadium is an affront to the game, and Marlins owner Jeff Loria might be the single dumbest person in baseball. However, I cannot deny Stanton, one of the great Alphas in the game.