“I want my life back,” is what pop star Britney Spears told a judge today as she battles against the bizarre conservatorship that controls her $60M estate.
I can understand why conservatorships might be useful in the case of underaged stars who are making large sums of money that they can’t possibly comprehend, but why Britney is still bound into this shady scheme as she nears 40 years old is beyond me. I watched the acclaimed documentary “Framing Britney Spears,” but I still didn’t feel like I had a grasp on the sinister machinations behind it.
But I must commend all of the gays who have been standing up for her all of these years. They were right. Even this attention-seeking dumbass:
So Chris Crocker is now a woman? Wasn’t he just playing a butch-looking faggot sticking fruit up his ass in some porn recently? But now he’s a woman. Whatever.
I want my life back from this crazy-ass world too, BritBrit.