Dude, please slow down. I have lost a valuable friend because of you. He lived in an apartment in Providence up until 5 months ago. He met a man with a wife and family and now lives in a guesthouse on their property in some upscale area. He acts as both butler and sex toy. Last I saw of him he packed his car with like 7 boxes and told me and the neighbors we could have everything else.When I text him or try to contact him he tells me to enjoy my life and that he will always remember me.Poof gone
Oh gosh … I’m sorry about that (I guess?)!! I am completely unaware of how I factor into this story. And frankly, I’m a little pissed that I don’t know anything about this situation because it sounds FUCKING HOT. Tell this friend to contact me.
But I hope you are not really upset with me about this startling turn of events. Here’s how I look at my role here – I’m the truth teller, the sage, the Yoda, the guide who has, by circumstance, found myself on Tumblr leading faggots and Alphas to fulfillment. Everything I preach is perfectly natural, but I merely advise people to follow that natural order and find their calling.
Your friend is a faggot. And he has now (apparently) found a situation that allows him the freedom to fulfill that truth about himself. I cannot accurately describe what it feels like to finally taste that freedom. I just feels like HOME.
Instead of being upset, be happy for your friend. He is undergoing a monumental transformation into the person Nature chose for him. He is the caterpillar in its chrysalis stage before becoming a beautiful butterfly. Rejoice in the fulfillment of something as fundamental as that!