There is something about driving a vehicle that makes Men horny. Something to do with control, maybe?

Anyway, Men often feel an urge to pull over and unload. If there is a cumdump in the car, they’re taking it!

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Been seeing this guy likes me to blow him in his car and that’s it no talk no me going to his place no him coming to mine just a blowjob I’m a car and that’s it. With time the guy got hooked calling me every couple of days wanting a car bj eventually I told him I want more than a car bj especially since blowing him in a car was uncomfortable for me he was reluctant I asked him are you fucking married? He said yes that’s why I cannot go to his place.

So I invite him to my place and, to my surprise, he brought his buddy with him. They both fucked me and now his buddy wants me to be his bitch. Turns out this guy (car bj guy) likes the idea of “sharing” said he plans to bring more people in the future. I don’t like having a million fuckers in my life. Now two guys know where I live. How do I end this?

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Ah, the perils of faggotry! If you give a Man an inch, he will sometimes take several miles. 

Here’s the problem – you have so far established NO boundaries. You blow a guy in a car, then you invite him over to your house … he brings a buddy to your house, so you let both of them fuck you … I mean, what do you expect this guy to think??

It’s your place, right? They don’t have keys, right? So just cut it off and don’t let them into your house anymore. Problem solved. 

Next time, think about the signals you’re sending.

Have you ever paid for a service with a blowjob or some form of sexual service in lieu of money like they do in cheesy pornos?

I have, although it was never explicitly stated as a quid pro quo. It was just understood. Let’s just say that I got multiple cars repaired for little or no money many times without having any mechanical skills myself. (wink)

Why would a straight man buy his fag a brand new car?

Um, because he’s an INCREDIBLE ALPHA MALE!

I asked Alpha John about this, and he wrote the following:

Just because I am straight does not make me an ass. I have a lot of respect for people. I would never take advantage of someone. It is a code I have lived by. I like building people up around me not putting them down.

So there you have it. There’s nothing weird or unseemly going on. Simon has surrendered his soul in service to Alpha John, and like any Man would care for a beloved dog or a prized possession, Alpha John is responding favorably to the worship.

It’s what the Hierarchy is meant to be in its purest form. 

This is part of a continuing series of articles about a faggot named Simon who bravely submitted to a straight Alpha named John. You can read all of these articles by clicking here!

The story of Simon the faggot and his incredible Alpha John continues to deepen!

In a stunning move today, straight Alpha John bought his beloved faggot A NEW CAR! And it’s just as cute as he is!

THIS is what true faggot submission to a Supreme Alpha produces! Harmony, fulfillment, and abundance!

Simon is being blessed because he was brave and hard-working and good-hearted! 

Learn from him!

CONGRATULATIONS MY BROTHER SIMON!

I love you!

• sam the faggot

You may not know what I’m talking about but back when your blog wasnt censored so heavily by tumblr, you posted this video of a guy in flannel driving and listening to the radio with his cock out. He moaned, “oh yeah look at that fucking dick, you ready to see all the jizz that comes out of there”, and began to shoot his load into the air. He never stroked his cock just fucked the air while driving. Can you repost it to you’re blog so I can masturbate to it often? I love his voice. Blue flannel

I am guessing that this is the video you’re talking about starring the inimitable Blackey Madison. He has a big dick, and he is so vocal when he cums! The guy is a minor legend in the porn world.

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The audacity of Supreme Alphas never fails to take my breath away!

Here is @jaysoencer9 this morning on Twitter. Mind you, he’s only been on the platform for a couple of months (and already has 40,000+ followers), and he’s already demanding that his faggots buy him a relatively new sports car (priced somewhere around $25,000).

Here’s the thing – it’s probably going to happen!

As a faggot, it’s impossible for me to conceive of the level of arrogance and confidence required to make such a bold demand and expect it to be fulfilled. I’m not wired that way.

Still, the money is there. The worship is his. So take it all, Sir!

I’m constantly told by dumb faggots that all hot Alphas are straight. Well look at @111_ir! He’s a smoking hot Alpha and he’s GAY!

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Straight Alphas are no-nonsense types. They just want service with no strings and no questions. They’ll use a mouth wherever they can get it and not get caught. Cars are hot for these quickies since they afford some amount of privacy yet it retains some of the thrill of public sex.

So here we have an Alpha stud lying back in a car and letting a faggot service him. The faggot is, of course, shameless, beaming with pride while stuffing his cock in its mouth. 

Afterwards the two part ways, unlikely to see each other again. But the Hierarchical truth behind this encounter – of two males fulfilling their roles – is reinforced once again. 

Hierarchy is Truth.  

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