FAG LESSON: When a Man cums inside your pussy or on your back, it’s only proper that the faggot suck his cock clean.

It is a way to honor both the cock and the Man attached to it for this precious gift he provided.

Tried anal sex once,, shit came out not much bit this brown streak of excrement on my cock. Never tried it again girl was so embarrassed. Are fags cleaner?

Thank you for writing, Sir!

Look, there isn’t much variation in the human asshole. Men and women have largely the same mechanics. So technically, fucking a female asshole is the exact same as fucking a male asshole.

The difference comes with technique. You see, females have pussies (which require less maintenance), so they’re largely ignorant of the techniques involved in keeping a clean asshole. Faggots (and gay bottoms) live and die by these techniques. We are forced by circumstance to learn and practice these almost religiously.

Given their typically-higher rate of use, faggots are especially skilled in this area, Sir. Almost every aspect of a faggot’s life (including dietary restrictions) revolves around the maintenance of their pussies. Barring some unforeseen issue, faggots always make sure they are extremely clean for multiple rounds of fucking. 

So if you want to really fuck an ass, I suggest you find a nice clean faggot, Sir!

Do men love a clean blowjob or a sloppy one?

Generally, they like a sloppy blowjob until they cum. Then they’ll want you to clean it up.

Is it true that if I want to bottom for my boyfriend I’ll have to take laxatives and not eat for a day?

No it’s not necessary to go that far. Definitely do not take laxatives, because they produce unpredictable results.

Just use enemas repeatedly until the water comes out clear. Then shower and soap up everything really well, and you should be good to go!

Some say I’m supposed to push like I’m defecating during anal sex to ease up the entry pain, is this effective? Also wouldn’t this lead to some excrement to come out?

Yes it is an effective technique. And you shouldn’t be able to defecate while doing this because (hopefully) you emptied your bowels prior to sex. Always thoroughly clean yourself out before sex!

Hey. Big fan. I am a top(not necessarily alpha). I have found that I love serving my boyfriend. And he wants to do anal but I do not want to, ummm make a mess. Any tips or tutorials? You may have already posted about this but I’m in need.

There are a few things people recommend to do before bottoming, like fasting or laxatives. These are generally unrealistic. The primary thing to do is lots of douching.

Back in my seriously slutty days, I would use a gravity-fed enema to get water all the way through the colon. Believe me, that’ll clean you out. But for general purposes, douching works well enough. You just need to douche and evacuate repeatedly until the water (lukewarm!) comes out clear.

NOTE: I’m not talking about Fleet enemas, those small bottles of fluid sold at drugstores. Those have salt (a saline solution) in them designed to induce a natural pushing reaction in the colon. I don’t recommend that.

I can’t stand Davey Wavey, but I think his tutorial on douching is useful.

And here is another good video tutorial about general issues involved with bottoming.

My alpha fucks me nearly every day and I’m getting tired of it I cannot just fast and clean my ass everyday so what do i tell him and how??

I’m sure there are a lot of faggots reading your words and crying out “SEND HIM MY WAY!” 

It’s much more complicated than simply getting fucked, as you mention. When you’re serving an insatiable Alpha Beast, there’s almost no stopping him or reasoning with him. You want to be clean for him, and that requires A LOT of work. So you’re stuck.

Look, you need to explain to him that you’re exhausted. Remind him that you are working hard at all of this just for his pleasure. I guarantee you that he isn’t thinking about any of that; he only sees fag pussy to fuck. You need to peel back the curtain and let him understand everything required behind the scenes to make his fuck fantasy come true.

Before I begin, I want to stress that all faggots should have open communication with their Alphas. Each Alpha is unique, and they have individual likes and dislikes. Faggots shouldn’t guess about what their Alphas might like or want from them, but Alphas also need to be able to willing and able to express their desires with their faggot. By having this open communication, much trouble and frustration can be minimized or eliminated.

Generally speaking, Men aren’t ashamed of their bodies. They’re proud of their smells, they relish their body hair, and they enjoy showing off their bodily functions. It’s the animal side of being a Man.

When Men fuck things, they typically prefer those things to be not-Male. In other words, they usually like their victims to be hairless, clean, submissive, and petite.

Faggots are males, but there are ways to help a Man forget that. Part of that trick involves a submissive mentality – saying “Sir” and enthusiastically performing whatever task the Man demands. The other part involves faggot hygiene.

Take a look at this faggot:

There aren’t many Men (straight or gay) who would turn down a chance to fuck this faggot’s tight pussy. The faggot’s hole is in good shape; from a visual inspection, it’s clear the faggot hasn’t been poppered up and fisted. The faggot has waxed and bleached its hole and its genitals. It appears the faggot has also shaved its legs (not necessarily recommended), but it has cleaned away any other hair on its ass.

If a faggot wants to make itself appealing to the most Alphas possible, this is the goal for which to strive. I’m always shocked by the number of faggots out there who do not take proper care of this vital area. It’s the simplest way to improve appeal and boost a faggot’s confidence.

Before I get a thousand messages telling me that they’re a Man who likes hairy faggots, let me repeat: communication is key here. This is general, not specific to you or your tastes.

I do not recommend self waxing. Instead, find someone who specializes in genital waxing. I have a female in my town who charges only $40 per session, which I think is ridiculously low (I tip her very well). It’s awkward, but worth it. The first time isn’t pleasant, as it can be painful. However, subsequent treatments aren’t nearly as bad. I highly recommend this as I felt wonderful afterwards. Like other forms of training, getting a genital wax centers a faggot’s attention on its pussy rather than its clit.

Of course, shaving is also an option if a faggot is too shy or too broke to get a wax job. Whenever I’ve done this, I typically position a mirror on the floor and position myself on my back so I can see my own pussy in the mirror. It’s awkward and sometimes not entirely thorough, which is why I recommend seeing a professional.

It wouldn’t make sense to wax/shave and still have dark stains around your hole, which is why it might be useful to get the area “bleached.” Many salons perform this quick application, which usually involves a cream containing a skin lightening agent (like hydroquinone) and acids to slough away the upper layer of skin. If you don’t want to go to a salon for this, you can mix lemon juice and coconut oil and apply it to the area. It might take several applications, but you should be able to eventually see a difference in the appearance.

Cleanliness should be first and foremost in a faggot’s mind. I’m often surprised by the horror stories Men have told me about dirty faggots who presented themselves for service in an unacceptable condition. I’ve already discussed techniques to clean the inside of the pussy (read here), but some faggots fail to properly wash the entire area properly. Unless the Man tells you he wants it dirty, always assume he wants you spotless. Wash the area multiple times in order to make sure you are clean.

As I said at the outset, communication is key. Find out what improvements you can make to please your Alpha. This may involve further body hair removal (nipple hair, for instance) or it may involve physical training to improve your look for your Alpha’s pleasure.

But there are simple things faggots can do NOW so that they are generally ready to serve Alphas. So get to work, my brothers!