I’ve had this Tumblr blog for approximately four months now. In that time I’ve mostly focused on things that turn me on about submitting to Alpha males, but I have occasionally shared my thoughts and experiences in serving straight Alphas.

Because of this, many fags have contacted me about advice, or, in some cases, direct help in locating a straight Alpha in their area. I don’t mind this at all, of course; I’ve made myself readily available on Kik and email. In the process, I’ve met some very kind and decent fags who simply want to be useful to a Man.

I’ve also met some incredibly flaky and phony faggots.

I have no idea what might possess a fag to contact me and ask for help in finding an Alpha, only to then suddenly freak out when I find one for them. What did you think was going to happen, faggot? Did you think you could get some free masturbation entertainment and then go back to your comfy life?

Here’s another example: a faggot recently contacted me on Kik asking for help in locating an Alpha in his area. So I began the “interview process,” during which I attempt to discover more about the fag and what might appeal to an Alpha. During this process I asked the fag for a picture of some kind (I even suggested blurring out sensitive parts of the photo), but the fag resisted. A few minutes later, I told the fag that Alpha Males are visual creatures, and a photo would greatly increase the chance of finding a Man to serve.

The fag then accused me of being a pic collector and disappeared.
Um, faggot … you contacted me. I’m just trying to help.

No wonder straight Alphas want to beat up faggots all the time!

Sadly, I think this time-wasting results from the inability of each faggot to come to terms with what it really is. These pathetic, lonely fags attempt to hang onto their individual masculine identity in public while also occasionally fantasizing about becoming a slave for a Man during their private jerk-off time.

How sad. Rather than embrace their essence and live it fully, they limp like unhappy ghosts between two completely different worlds. They love to be called “faggot” in their online fantasy world, but actually living a life as a faggot slave for Alpha Men is simply too real for them to handle. It’s all fun and games until they suddenly find themselves submitting to the unrelenting needs of a Man, so they get scared and run away.

Which is fine, I suppose. If a person wants to play a game, that’s their choice. Just don’t waste the time of real faggots who are working hard to serve the needs of real Men.