Most ancient myths contain a story about a human Man sired by a god; Jesus, Perseus, and Theseus are just three examples. Often these demigods had special abilities and extraordinary powers that surpassed the limited skills of everyday humans.

Cristiano Ronaldo is a modern, real-life example of a demigod.

Have you ever looked at someone and thought, “How does one Man get so many blessings?” It’s impossible to look at Ronaldo and think anything else. His chiseled good looks and deep tan make him a favorite subject of the camera. His perfectly proportioned body is sculpted deliciously with muscle. His unearthly physical skills have made him one of the highest-paid athletes in history. Ronaldo cannot walk down the streets of Europe without having people drop to their knees in worship.

The 31 year-old Ronaldo is living the kind of life that almost all other Alphas on Earth cannot experience. When not playing soccer, Ronaldo spends time on his yachts with his Alpha wolf pack, enjoying the sun and the bevy of young female models tending to them.

Of course, Ronaldo is blessed there as well. One model who was fucked by Ronaldo called his cock “ridiculously large” and remarked that it was so big that she just wanted to try and endure the sex rather than enjoy it.

Many Men mock Ronaldo and imply that he’s homosexual based on the effeminate way he occasionally dresses. I actually think this is yet another obvious sign of his otherworldly Alpha nature. Ronaldo is so sure of himself and his masculinity that he knows he can wear anything and still have whatever he wants.

Cristiano Ronaldo is proof that gods live among us. The rest of us exist only to serve their needs and admire them from afar.