The Fat Turtle
This is Anderson Cooper’s stunned response to the truly unhinged press conference/emotional breakdown after it became clear that the vote totals weren’t going his way.
Boy bitch baby Trump isn’t getting his way, so now he wants to dismantle the American system in a vain attempt to retain power.
But the inexorable machinery of democracy is wresting it from his little pudgy fingers.
All true Americans are Cooper tonight. Stunned and saddened.