Any long-term Tumblr sexaholics probably remember a Supreme Alpha named, cutely, Jack Deschlong. He was the VERY proud owner of one of the biggest, thickest, most beautiful cocks on the planet. He absolutely loved the attention and adoration his cock received.
One problem – he was firmly straight, and almost all of his lusty followers were drooling, desperate faggots. Whenever I would talk to him here about using faggots for pleasure, he would wave me off. “I have plenty of women for that,” he would say dismissively.
Well, I caught him on Twitter after a long period of time of silence following the Tumblr meltdown, and there he was making sexual comments about cute faggots! So I reached out and asked if he had experienced a change of heart. Here’s what he said:
I was just blown away by this development. Master Deschlong was a straight as straight Alphas get for many years, always batting away the hungry faggot masses trying to climb all over his enormous obelisk of Manhood.
Now, the wonders of true faggot worship (not findom) have changed his mind!
He is still a Supreme Alpha, only now he’s even Supremier (new word alert). He’s Supremiest.
His has become a GOD raining down thick globs of pearly-white manna into the mouths of his servants male and female. It is an incredible transformation!